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Shahid Bhai! Shahid Bhai! - The Pose

by Naked Cricket

EXT. SYDNEY CRICKET GROUND – EVENING

(The Pakistani cricket team in a huddle after an Aussie wicket – SHAHID BHAI is posing, arms raised)

KREEPER
Shahid Bhai! Shahid Bhai! Shabash!

MOYO
What Shabash! He wasn’t even on the field when that wicket fell.

YOUNIS
(Beaming)
Haha! Why are you posing Shahid Bhai?

SHAHID BHAI
To celebrate your return Younis bhai.

KREEPER
No! No! Tell serious, why you posing, Shahid Bhai! Shahid Bhai!

(Umpire HILLYBILLY appears gesticulating wildly)

HILLYBILLY
Time! You can’t keep my Aussie masters waiting.

SHAHID BHAI
Go masturbate with them.

(The Pak team is in splits, the huddle disintegrates but Shahid Bhai maintains his balance)

KREEPER
(through his laughter)
Shahid Bhai! Shahid Bhai! Why you posing??

(The Pak team is still in a heap, while Shahid Bhai! And Hillybilly! Are having a posing war)

HILLYBILLY
(outrageous animal and bird poses, along with the usual cricket signals)
Your turn!
(Shahid Bhai maintains his pose)

HILLYBILLY
(more dumb charades)
I give up, what’s with that pose, Shahid Bhai!

SHAHID BHAI
Everyone says Pak cricket stinks…

(The Aussie batsmen, press, crowd, everybody gathers around )

SHAHID BHAI (CONT’D)
I just want to spread some joy with my deodorant!

KREEPER
(Taking a deep breath)
Nice scent Shahid Bhai! Sha…

SHAHID BHAI
I am the King of the world.

(Everybody around strikes Shahid Bhai's pose, arms outstretched,
they sing together)

Chorus:
We are the Kings of the world!
Shahid Bhai! Shahid Bhai!

2 comments:

Sujan Rao said...

NC bhai NC bhai !

Waah. MoYo's line was the best.

Naked Cricket said...

Such a shame, he never gets to say them, cheers Sujan