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Proof that our seniors are hung up

by Gaurav Sethi

It's wrong to say India was knocked out by Sri Lanka. India was knocked out by India. This the seniors back home know only too well, when contacted Kumble said in his typical strong jawed manner, "there was only one team not playing cricket". When reminded that Australia was not part of the tri-series, Kumble hung up.

Tendulkar was kinder when he said, "the boys need our support and I'm sure they'll bounce back." When reminded that these boys will not get a chance to bounce back as the seniors will take their place, Tendulkar hung up.

MS Dhoni stopped his bike in mid-air to answer our phone; he cracked a few jokes, but blamed Nohit Sharma's run-out for the defeats. He further added that Nohit once ran him out and he had not forgotten. When informed that Nohit's twin tons were the only positives from the series, MSD hung up.

Ganguly said that if MS Dhoni is a bit of a gambler, then Suresh Raina is a bit of a gamble. He added that not opening with Yusuf Pathan (as mentioned in his column repeatedly) was a gamble worth taking. When informed that Yusuf Pathan's mastery of the short ball was worse than his, he hung up.

Dravid refused to comment, when reminded that it was high time he said something, he hung up.

Cheeka rambled - "IDunnoWaatToSayWeNeedMaybeMoreCSKPlayersHahahaAfterAllTheyAreWhatYouCallItTheChampionsOfHahahaAndTheBestInTheCountryHahaIWillSpeakWithSriAndSeeIfWeCanPlayHaydosHaha! Which is when we hung up.

9 comments:

Som said...

hahaha, too good:)

Thiru Cumaran said...

No, India should poach Albie Morkel, Bollinger & Murali! :P

Ankit Poddar said...

You are very right.. the seniors are hung up, the youngsters are hung over!

Gaurav Sethi said...

Thanks Som

Thiru, not that far flung, esp Murali @45 when he's retired from Lanka

Ankit, touche

deepoz said...

LOL! What a beauty!! Too good mate. Good one for those who are hung up on Indian cricket....like me!

Gaurav Sethi said...

Cheers Deep!

vmminerva said...

Priceless! Ankit is adding to it too.

Cheers, man!

Gaurav Sethi said...

Thanks VM

Ankit Poddar said...

Thanks VM...

i do that sometimes ;)