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Strauss sings da blues

by Gaurav Sethi

I came here down under
But not for this
To play out 200 overs
To save a bloody test
This I detest, this I detest

The rate we’re going
19 of 15 overs
We’ll need another test
To make them bat again and get some bloody rest
This I detest, this I detest

I’d much rather have stayed at home
In my quilt
Than to watch us wilt
Little by little, bit by bit
Where the fuck is that British grit?

1 comment:

Dean @ Cricket Betting Blog said...

Grit! Our 1st innings batting rhymed with it!

If we keep going like this we'll need 3 new seamers by the 3rd test as well.