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What do you call an Aussie with a bottle of Champagne? A waiter
What do you call an Australian who can hold a catch? A fisherman.
Why can no-one drink wine in Australia at the moment? They haven't got any openers.
...What is the difference between Cinderella and the Aussies? Cinderella knew when to leave the ball.
What's the Australian version of LBW? Lost, Beaten and Walloped..
Ponting's mom phone the Aussie change rooms. Hussey picks up and say: Sorry mam he just went out to bat. Mom: Don't worry I'll hold on . . .
Ponting and Clarke (combined) average 19.18 for the series, while Siddle averages 19.25.
Hussey has finished the series not only with the best batting figures for Australia, but on one basis, economy rate, the best bowling figures!
Clarke wanted to captain the Australians very badly. And now he has done!!
Via Bored Friend, Harish Chandra via Allan Murrell (Also read Nishant's post on slipstream cricket )
If you know the author, please do tell.
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Michael Buble's cancelled his tour of OZ. Somebody told him Australians just don't get swing anymore.
Now this is crazy. I just wrote a post on similar lines.
http://batball2cricket.blogspot.com/2011/01/ashes-to-ashes-dust-to-dust.html
ma i wanna see punter play...
you can't beta...
why? isn't he playin this test...?
he is... but you blink very fast...
Nishant, spoke with Harish, who saw it on a friend's fb page. I have linked to your blog. Any idea who's written these?
I first saw these on the BBC text commentary site mostly on the last day's play in Sydney. So compiled a few of them in my post.
You missed the awful one about the bat.
What do you call an Aussie who can handle a bat?
A vet!
Boom Boom
Think Clarke has already tried to lay down a marker with TN with the remarks about the batting.
Fairly clear to me that he's already making a play for the job.
Watch your back Ricky!
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