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Ashish Nehra's Extreme Measures:
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"hehe...you got the wrong guy... I'm not this Nehra guy you keep calling me" |
Dravid & Dada
It’s late, PWI have beaten an already defeated KXIP. The players return to the hotel, Dada pacing up and down in his hotel room, and before he knows what he’s done, he’s already dialed D for Dravid.
Dravid (sleepily): Helloh…
Sourav: Rahul…are you awake…I just had to call..you’re awake right? We beat Punjab tonight and you guys beat…
Dravid (rubbing his eyes) KKR
Sourav: Yeah, it’s just like you said in the Bradman oration…what was that…Like a few creaking…
Dravid: ..terminators…we’re back…
Sourav: Gotta say, this ain’t easy but the key is to open the innings…
Dravid: Totally..
Sourav: bat 20 balls…
Dravid: at run a ball…
Sourav: In the powerplays
Dravid: couple of boundaries…
Sourav: don’t bother about the singles
Dravid: Only get run-out…
Sourav: Y’kno Rahul it’s cool to be captain again…
Dravid: yeah..and for a change I’m not your deputy
Sourav: Wadaya think of Viru and Gauti?
(In chorus): They-can’t-think!
Sourav: Gauti bowled Abdulla for only 2 overs today…
Dravid: Yeah, I was there…
Sourav: why would he do that?
Dravid: Think he could finish the match a lot earlier….
Sourav: ha…anything on Sachin’s finger…
(rest of the conversation is not passed by the censors)
Shahrukh Khan will dance at Sahara weddings for generations to come (price of BCCI-Sahara peace)
Somewhere Sourav Ganguly linked up stardom, sports and weddings – his winning proposal to the Saharas, if SRK is so damn keen to dance for the BCCI, why not make him dance for you too? Translated from the Bengali – if SRK wants to negotiate on the BCCI’s behalf, make him dance for you.
Sourav and SRK go back some way, mostly 'my way or the highway'. What better than to make SRK dance; the Saharas pounced on the idea. He may not be Salman, but he’s still SRK. And he likes doing weddings.
Sourav sweetened the deal for both Sahara and himself: Make him dance for the next four generations of Sahara weddings, let me choose the dance mixes.
SRK who’s known to be fiercely loyal to his KKR franchise agreed on the condition that Dada dances with him to Korbo Lorbo Jeetbe Ro.
Dada who has a poor dancing record, last seen with Hrithik Roshan in the Hero ad, blurted out, “who me??”
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