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Amit Mishra downsized.

by Naked Cricket

Soon after the artist formerly known as Mishra came to be known as chotu, he was ripped into, four overs for fifty nine, he was like a house with a bamboo door, blown apart.

It didn’t feel right to call him chotu anymore. Especially as his Daredevils' mate, Rajat Bhatia was already Chotu (how could we forget? – because everybody forgets Rajat urf Chotu).

Good time to unleash the tinier, creepier Mishra – here you go, chotu point five. (c.5) He will blurt out 'Make my day' in guttural Hindi, send off openers, and in between take wickets too.

Bhajji has found his match. A bowler whose bark is worse than his bite. Go c.5, BOW us over!

12 comments:

Krish said...

A little sad, really. I was hoping for the next best spinner to come from Amit Mishra. What is happening to the India spin legacy lately?

Naked Cricket said...

Won't make too much of that - it was 4 overs in a t20, anybody can go. And Taylor was drooped off Mishra early in the piece.

Mahek said...

Good game for him today. Who knows how the last one would've turned out had Nehra not messed it up. To be fair to Mishra, Taylor played some magnificent shots against the spin.

raj said...

Hey I put upa comment on the chotu post but it seems to have not made it. I suggested Mishy instead. Sounds snappy, cool and reminds of a certain other leg spinner, what?

Sujan Rao (sanath189) said...

I wouldn't care how he fetched in T20's, For I would like to see how he bears in Tests. Now that Anil is off and Bhajji's only good for drinking Lassi, Our Chotu should be on for the next game. Give him a go KrishCricket ...

Naked Cricket said...

Mahek, I expected DD to kick BRC's behind. That was a low blow, lucky I missed most of it inc the catch.

Naked Cricket said...

...the dropped catch

Naked Cricket said...

Raj, Mishy is all yours, as MSD was once upon a time. Devour him.

Naked Cricket said...

Sujan, Right now I'm thinking, will they play Mishra in the Oz ODI series

Mahek said...

I doubt Mishra will play against Australia. Maybe if it's a rough pitch or in a dead rubber. He's sure to play the three tests against Lanka though.

Naked Cricket said...

That calls for a campaign - Do not OZtracise Mishra

Mahek said...

Amit will mishrify them if he plays.