Shahid Bhai! Shahid Bhai! - The Pose

EXT. SYDNEY CRICKET GROUND – EVENING

(The Pakistani cricket team in a huddle after an Aussie wicket – SHAHID BHAI is posing, arms raised)

KREEPER

Shahid Bhai! Shahid Bhai! Shabash!

MOYO

What Shabash! He wasn’t even on the field when that wicket fell.

YOUNIS

(Beaming)

Haha! Why are you posing Shahid Bhai?

SHAHID BHAI

To celebrate your return Younis bhai.

KREEPER

No! No! Tell serious, why you posing, Shahid Bhai! Shahid Bhai!

(Umpire HILLYBILLY appears gesticulating wildly)

HILLYBILLY

Time! You can’t keep my Aussie masters waiting.

SHAHID BHAI

Go masturbate with them.

(The Pak team is in splits, the huddle disintegrates but Shahid Bhai maintains his balance)

KREEPER

(through his laughter)

Shahid Bhai! Shahid Bhai! Why you posing??

(The Pak team is still in a heap, while Shahid Bhai! And Hillybilly! Are having a posing war)

HILLYBILLY

(outrageous animal and bird poses, along with the usual cricket signals)

Your turn!

(Shahid Bhai maintains his pose)

HILLYBILLY

(more dumb charades)

I give up, what’s with that pose, Shahid Bhai!

SHAHID BHAI

Everyone says Pak cricket stinks…

(The Aussie batsmen, press, crowd, everybody gathers around )

SHAHID BHAI (CONT’D)

I just want to spread some joy with my deodorant!

KREEPER

(Taking a deep breath)

Nice scent Shahid Bhai! Sha…

SHAHID BHAI

I am the King of the world.

(Everybody around strikes Shahid Bhai's pose, arms outstretched,
they sing together)

Chorus:

We are the Kings of the world!

Shahid Bhai! Shahid Bhai!