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The Night Before - the must-win game

by Naked Cricket

The Indian team squats around Kirsten's room, as Suresh Raina readies himself for a speech. Raina smiles around, clears his throat and shoots...

RAINA
Thing is, we gotta get the Bonus Point tomorrow, more important than winning we gotta get the bonus point...because if we get the Bonus Point tomorrow then we can forget about not getting the Bonus Point against Sri Lanka...ok, understand, Bonus Point mangta, ok? Any questions?

Raina moves to sit down when all the players raise their hands

RAINA
Ok, BossDK, you first

BossDK stands up to ask his question, trips himself, lands in Naman Ojha's lap

RAINA
Well caught Ojha...Garry, wadaya say?? Khila deyn?

PRAGYAN OJHA
If both Naman Ojha and I play, I want to be called Ojha and he can be called Naman..

KIRSTEN
That's unfair on Ojha, you can be called O1 and he can be called O2

PRAGYAN OJHA
No, no...I breathe life into the team, I wanna be called O2

VIJAY
If I'm not playing tomorrow, can I go to Victoria Falls?

YUSUF PATHAN
Look, Lalit Modi is wishing us best of luck on twitter from Florence Nightinglae

ROHIT SHARMA
Has Sachin said anything? His good luck helps, always...

KOHLI
Sehwag sounds like a sadhu on twitter...always giving gyaan from some quotations book...

BOSSDK
I feel we all gotta open twitter accounts and talk to our fans and all...