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Showing posts with label India South Africa test series. Show all posts
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Concise (4-letter) description of Day Four, Test Three IND-SAF 2010-11
The Night Before the first InSaf test,
Outside Zaks room, some of his mates sing a parody of the Complan tune
Chrous: “I’m a groin boy, I’m a groin boy…”
Zaks not amused, snaps at them
Zaks: Tumne pee rakhi hai kya?
Bhajji: Haaan!
Sreesanth: Complan!
They all sing again
Chorus: “I’m a groin boy, I’m a groin girl”
Zaks too is amused
Zaks: Haha groin ki toh #@%$* lug gayee. Chalo, let’s disturb Dravid
Bhajji: Areh, whoh toh pahele se hi disturbed hai…
Elsewhere, in Kirsten’s room, Dravid arrives with his books
Kirsten: Hi Rahul, that’s a lotta books
Dravid: Yeah, I got the history of Centurion here…and some stuff on cricket heritage of South Africa…the Cronje secret diaries…some stuff by Woolmer, take your pick
Furious knocking outside Kirsten’s door
Chorus: “I’m a groin boy, I’m a groin girl…”
Dravid: Oh, I’ve heard that…that’s from the 80s ad…for Complan
Kirsten: Serious, they said Groin boy??
Dravid (half smiles) Oh, that’s just some of the youngsters laughing at Zaheer…not the ideal preparation the night before a test but…as they say…to each his own…
The boisterous bunch is in Kirsten’s room, someone asks –
Voice: Garry sir, should we take him or his books??
Kirsten (smiles): Ok boys, let's call it a night. Big day tomorrow.
The players exit Kirsten's room. Dravid makes his way back to his room, at the end of the corridor, humming to himself...
Dravid: I'm a groin boy, I'm a groin girl...
The India-South Africa test series: InSaf
In keeping with the anti-tradition series on BoredCC!, The Asses and Teri Maa Ki, it gives us perverse pleasure to call this one InSaf – the battle for No. 2.
InSaf (or Insaaf, justice), as India return to South Africa again, to sort the Saffas, once and for all, and hold them responsible, for throwing M.K. Gandhi off the train.
What better way than a test series to settle some bad old blood between two nations.
Ideally the test matches should have been played on a train, but a ground will do just fine.
There are some who no doubt will look for hidden meanings in InSaf – such as India South Africa, or even India in South Africa.
The way we look at it, you can look at it, any which way.
It will be shorter and spicier than The Asses. There will be no The InSaf on twitter, no calls for Anil Kumble to return, and of course, Kumble will not take off with Liz Hurley.
There will be on the field distractions. And if there aren’t, there’s Bored Cricket Crazy Indians.
And those faux intense ads asking you to bring it on. Speaking to Indians in Afrikaans, that was a good touch. Like Nel sledging Sreesanth in Transvaal tongue.
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