What is Murali Vijay?
InSaf ho gaya.
First Kallis saved his team with the bat, then without the ball, he saved India. It is Kallis who drew the series – with what he did, and even more so, with what he could not do.
Somehow, Sachin was similar. The runs in the first innings, and Boucher’s wicket in the second, more than hundred runs later. We know why Kallis didn’t bowl, MS, why didn’t Sachin?
Both guys worked at outdoing each other, and if Ponting was playing, who knows, would he have bowled again, or at least batted again?
In the second innings, with both Sachin and Kallis, the cricket sage took over. With Kallis it was a sanki sadhu, what with those reverse sweeps, with Sachin, there was an attempt to bury the ball with the bat.
There was a quality of silence to their batting – it absorbed the mayhem, diluted it, spat it out as calm. The scoring ceased to matter, and if test cricket was dying, this was one helluva eulogy.
Around Kallis, Boucher absorbed some of the sage’s light and shone – he played similar shots, the maneuver from off to on. Around Sachin, Bhajji was blessed enough to take on the counter.
Finally Kallis, Boucher, Sachin, Bhajji negated each other – two hundreds, a fifty, seven wickets, three catches. Steyn was playing, but he was part of another plot, one with Bhajji, that involved whacking each other for sixes, and dismissing the other once. Gratification.
What else? India has not lost a test with Che Pujara, two wins, one draw so far.
Series tied at 1 all. InSaf ho gaya.
Tendulkar vs Kallis in 2011
Sreesanth is...
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RDX: 200 catches can wait, we’re still in 50 hundreds’ heaven
Sorry, the headline was a slip. Playing with the young lot, I’ve learnt to lighten up a bit. I even read Ishant’s comics sometimes, but only on the condition that he reads the prologue of my book. Once when I made him do that, Sachin laughed, “forget prologue, he only knows Hum Log”. That was ironical, because I don’t think Ishant has ever watched Hum Log (we people) That was a different time.
But that’s what slip catching is all about – Hum Log! There is the ball, the bowler, the batsman who edges it, the umpire who has to raise his finger, and lastly, yours truly, the slip fielder.
Bhajji asked me, how does it feel to take 200 catches – “Better than Catch 22” I replied. He nodded, and in all seriousness asked me, “what was Catch 22 like, did you drop it?” We all laughed, that’s the thing about Bhajji, he will always take the joke to the next level, even if he doesn’t get it.
There was a joke in the dressing room that Australia will now want Mark Waugh who has 181 catches to return so he can challenge my 200 catches.
MSD insisted that I should keep wickets now, so he can concentrate on the captaincy.
As a slip catcher you must have big hands and little feet. Knowing ballet is an added advantage.
Today’s catch was special, not because it was the 200th, but I finally felt I had done something in this test match. Later when I saw the replays, I was zapped how I hugged Bhajji. Bhajji said to me, “you are now a Punjabi, showing your emotions”.
To which I replied, “Teri…” There was a stunned silence, and then a drunken roar of laughter.
Somehow I can’t sleep tonight. Think I’ll catch sheep.
by RDX
This is the seventh in a series of posts by RDX, exclusively for Bored Cricket Crazy Indians.
MSD In Black & White
Gary Kirsten apologises for pre-match preparation
The Night Before the first InSaf test,
Outside Zaks room, some of his mates sing a parody of the Complan tune
Chrous: “I’m a groin boy, I’m a groin boy…”
Zaks not amused, snaps at them
Zaks: Tumne pee rakhi hai kya?
Bhajji: Haaan!
Sreesanth: Complan!
They all sing again
Chorus: “I’m a groin boy, I’m a groin girl”
Zaks too is amused
Zaks: Haha groin ki toh #@%$* lug gayee. Chalo, let’s disturb Dravid
Bhajji: Areh, whoh toh pahele se hi disturbed hai…
Elsewhere, in Kirsten’s room, Dravid arrives with his books
Kirsten: Hi Rahul, that’s a lotta books
Dravid: Yeah, I got the history of Centurion here…and some stuff on cricket heritage of South Africa…the Cronje secret diaries…some stuff by Woolmer, take your pick
Furious knocking outside Kirsten’s door
Chorus: “I’m a groin boy, I’m a groin girl…”
Dravid: Oh, I’ve heard that…that’s from the 80s ad…for Complan
Kirsten: Serious, they said Groin boy??
Dravid (half smiles) Oh, that’s just some of the youngsters laughing at Zaheer…not the ideal preparation the night before a test but…as they say…to each his own…
The boisterous bunch is in Kirsten’s room, someone asks –
Voice: Garry sir, should we take him or his books??
Kirsten (smiles): Ok boys, let's call it a night. Big day tomorrow.
The players exit Kirsten's room. Dravid makes his way back to his room, at the end of the corridor, humming to himself...
Dravid: I'm a groin boy, I'm a groin girl...
The India-South Africa test series: InSaf
In keeping with the anti-tradition series on BoredCC!, The Asses and Teri Maa Ki, it gives us perverse pleasure to call this one InSaf – the battle for No. 2.
InSaf (or Insaaf, justice), as India return to South Africa again, to sort the Saffas, once and for all, and hold them responsible, for throwing M.K. Gandhi off the train.
What better way than a test series to settle some bad old blood between two nations.
Ideally the test matches should have been played on a train, but a ground will do just fine.
There are some who no doubt will look for hidden meanings in InSaf – such as India South Africa, or even India in South Africa.
The way we look at it, you can look at it, any which way.
It will be shorter and spicier than The Asses. There will be no The InSaf on twitter, no calls for Anil Kumble to return, and of course, Kumble will not take off with Liz Hurley.
There will be on the field distractions. And if there aren’t, there’s Bored Cricket Crazy Indians.
And those faux intense ads asking you to bring it on. Speaking to Indians in Afrikaans, that was a good touch. Like Nel sledging Sreesanth in Transvaal tongue.
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