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What is Murali Vijay?

by Gaurav Sethi

Weren’t you surprised: when Vijay scored those two hundreds in one series? With Vijay’s on-drive of Steyn in the first over?  When he lasted 69 minutes on the first day?

I couldn’t believe he left ball-after-ball-after-ball, it was like watching Rohit vs. Steyn in a one-dayer.

But Vijay, after Ishant, is possibly India’s least liked cricketer. Before Jadeja became Sir, he sat with them too, as did Rohit.

All three cricketers have had their share of chances, and some of Manoj Tiwary’s too, as also Saha’s.

Why do the selectors pick Vijay? Why are we so sure he will fail, that he already has? Vijay for most of his one-day gigs was like an opening act for a band that should have been the opening act.

His one day numbers, and I look at them again, on a gloomy Delhi winter morn, only make it gloomier: His struggles in the format could have freed a nation.



That he played 14 one-dayers is a triumph of human spirit. His average is a tad less than 20, a highest of 33, and brace yourself, a strike rate of 66.40. Vijay is an opener.

Vijay made his ODI debut in Feb 2010, his last match in July 2013, he did not bat, Rohit and Dhawan opened. Of his 14, he’s played 5 at home, 3 of which were against New Zealand. I recall that series, and will abstain from any mention of Vijay’s batting. To do so will only slow both you and me down.

Vijay also played four times against South Africa, dismissed twice each by Tsotsobe and Steyn; and Steyn’s not a bad bowler either.  There were three against Sri Lanka, two against Zimbabwe and one each against Australia and West Indies. 

Of his 253 ODI runs, he has 30 boundaries and the solitary six – that’s about half his runs in boundaries; I did think the percentage would be even higher, but when you look at his scores 25 (5 4s), 11 (1X 4), 14(1X4), 21, 15(3 4s), 29(5 4s), 33 (2 4s), 30 (3 4s, 1 X 6), 1, 16 (3 4s), 1, 30 (2 4s), 27 (5 4s) for a batsman with such a low strike-rate, he does hit an awful lot of boundaries.  So while he faces a three course meal of deliveries, hits plenty of boundaries, his rotation of strike isn’t great.

Vijay tends to get stuck. At the crease. Going nowhere. If you’re not into Beat poets it can be odd.

His magnum opus at the Wanderers is a case in point: 6 runs (1 X 4), 69 minutes, 42 deliveries. In my book, he almost did the job. Now imagine if only he could get a few singles, the odd couple?  He saw the shine off both ball and bowlers – on the first day of the first Test in South Africa.

Murali Vijay, you are an unsung Hero.

But Murali Vijay, you also got all crabby in your shell again, and only you could hear your ocean.

Vijay’s played 19 Tests, scored 1114 runs (138 4s, 9 6s), that’s more than half his runs in boundaries.  In SRT 200, he made 43 (8 4s), his partner, Dhawan 33 (7 4s). It was only in the SRT-Pujara partnership which followed that we got the hang of strike rotation.

Based on a first over fling with Sunny Gupta, Delhi Daredevils, there was a perception that Vijay is a T20 bully. He’s played 7 T20 internationals, strike rates less than a 100 (98.38), average 17.42.

With Dhawan and Rohit tangoing in ODIs and T20s, Vijay’s is becoming more a Test and IPL fixture.  If he can free his mind and feet, he may justify some of the stubbornness of the selectors. If he doesn’t, he will only feed the fire of the fans.

As for all these numbers, they mean little. Careers are known to change after close to 100 one-dayers. Good luck, Vijay. Prove us wrong.

Vijay at lunch, 1st Test, 2nd innings: 12 ( 2 4s), about an hour, 7 from Steyn, 5 from Philander, 2 from Morkel.


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InSaf ho gaya.

by Gaurav Sethi

First Kallis saved his team with the bat, then without the ball, he saved India. It is Kallis who drew the series – with what he did, and even more so, with what he could not do.

Somehow, Sachin was similar. The runs in the first innings, and Boucher’s wicket in the second, more than hundred runs later. We know why Kallis didn’t bowl, MS, why didn’t Sachin?

Both guys worked at outdoing each other, and if Ponting was playing, who knows, would he have bowled again, or at least batted again?

In the second innings, with both Sachin and Kallis, the cricket sage took over. With Kallis it was a sanki sadhu, what with those reverse sweeps, with Sachin, there was an attempt to bury the ball with the bat.

There was a quality of silence to their batting – it absorbed the mayhem, diluted it, spat it out as calm. The scoring ceased to matter, and if test cricket was dying, this was one helluva eulogy.

Around Kallis, Boucher absorbed some of the sage’s light and shone – he played similar shots, the maneuver from off to on. Around Sachin, Bhajji was blessed enough to take on the counter.

Finally Kallis, Boucher, Sachin, Bhajji negated each other – two hundreds, a fifty, seven wickets, three catches. Steyn was playing, but he was part of another plot, one with Bhajji, that involved whacking each other for sixes, and dismissing the other once. Gratification.

What else? India has not lost a test with Che Pujara, two wins, one draw so far.

Series tied at 1 all. InSaf ho gaya.

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Tendulkar vs Kallis in 2011

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Also see: SRT vs JK in 2010

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Sreesanth is...

by Gaurav Sethi

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South Africa reacts to Durban defeat

by Gaurav Sethi

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RDX: 200 catches can wait, we’re still in 50 hundreds’ heaven

by Bored Guest

Sorry, the headline was a slip. Playing with the young lot, I’ve learnt to lighten up a bit. I even read Ishant’s comics sometimes, but only on the condition that he reads the prologue of my book. Once when I made him do that, Sachin laughed, “forget prologue, he only knows Hum Log”. That was ironical, because I don’t think Ishant has ever watched Hum Log (we people) That was a different time.

But that’s what slip catching is all about – Hum Log! There is the ball, the bowler, the batsman who edges it, the umpire who has to raise his finger, and lastly, yours truly, the slip fielder.

Bhajji asked me, how does it feel to take 200 catches – “Better than Catch 22” I replied. He nodded, and in all seriousness asked me, “what was Catch 22 like, did you drop it?” We all laughed, that’s the thing about Bhajji, he will always take the joke to the next level, even if he doesn’t get it.

There was a joke in the dressing room that Australia will now want Mark Waugh who has 181 catches to return so he can challenge my 200 catches.

MSD insisted that I should keep wickets now, so he can concentrate on the captaincy. 

As a slip catcher you must have big hands and little feet. Knowing ballet is an added advantage.

Today’s catch was special, not because it was the 200th, but I finally felt I had done something in this test match. Later when I saw the replays, I was zapped how I hugged Bhajji. Bhajji said to me, “you are now a Punjabi, showing your emotions”.

To which I replied, “Teri…” There was a stunned silence, and then a drunken roar of laughter.

Somehow I can’t sleep tonight. Think I’ll catch sheep.

by RDX
This is the seventh in a series of posts by RDX, exclusively for Bored Cricket Crazy Indians.

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MSD In Black & White

by Gaurav Sethi

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Gary Kirsten apologises for pre-match preparation

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by The Cricket Couch + Naked Cricket

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The Night Before the first InSaf test,

by Gaurav Sethi

Outside Zaks room, some of his mates sing a parody of the Complan tune

Chrous: “I’m a groin boy, I’m a groin boy…”

Zaks not amused, snaps at them

Zaks: Tumne pee rakhi hai kya?

Bhajji: Haaan!

Sreesanth: Complan!

They all sing again

Chorus: “I’m a groin boy, I’m a groin girl”

Zaks too is amused

Zaks: Haha groin ki toh #@%$* lug gayee. Chalo, let’s disturb Dravid

Bhajji: Areh, whoh toh pahele se hi disturbed hai…

Elsewhere, in Kirsten’s room, Dravid arrives with his books

Kirsten: Hi Rahul, that’s a lotta books

Dravid: Yeah, I got the history of Centurion here…and some stuff on cricket heritage of South Africa…the Cronje secret diaries…some stuff by Woolmer, take your pick

Furious knocking outside Kirsten’s door

Chorus: “I’m a groin boy, I’m a groin girl…”

Dravid: Oh, I’ve heard that…that’s from the 80s ad…for Complan

Kirsten: Serious, they said Groin boy??

Dravid (half smiles) Oh, that’s just some of the youngsters laughing at Zaheer…not the ideal preparation the night before a test but…as they say…to each his own…

The boisterous bunch is in Kirsten’s room, someone asks –

Voice: Garry sir, should we take him or his books??

Kirsten (smiles): Ok boys, let's call it a night. Big day tomorrow.

The players exit Kirsten's room. Dravid makes his way back to his room, at the end of the corridor, humming to himself...

Dravid: I'm a groin boy, I'm a groin girl...

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The India-South Africa test series: InSaf

by bored cricket crazy indians


In keeping with the anti-tradition series on BoredCC!, The Asses and Teri Maa Ki, it gives us perverse pleasure to call this one InSaf – the battle for No. 2.

InSaf (or Insaaf, justice), as India return to South Africa again, to sort the Saffas, once and for all, and hold them responsible, for throwing M.K. Gandhi off the train.

What better way than a test series to settle some bad old blood between two nations.

Ideally the test matches should have been played on a train, but a ground will do just fine.

There are some who no doubt will look for hidden meanings in InSaf – such as India South Africa, or even India in South Africa.

The way we look at it, you can look at it, any which way.

It will be shorter and spicier than The Asses. There will be no The InSaf on twitter, no calls for Anil Kumble to return, and of course, Kumble will not take off with Liz Hurley.

There will be on the field distractions. And if there aren’t, there’s Bored Cricket Crazy Indians.

And those faux intense ads asking you to bring it on. Speaking to Indians in Afrikaans, that was a good touch. Like Nel sledging Sreesanth in Transvaal tongue.

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