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Have you gone into hiding?
Its alright buddy, its all fun and games, just entertainment, much like WWF!
Sure we spanked your behinds, but don't take it too seriously mate.
I told you that "one who laughs last, laughs best", but I guess you were too busy engrossing yourself with King Kumar's reaction to Younis Khan's suggestion that you totally missed that, didn't you?
That's alright, you can always go back, take a look at it, and enjoy a good laugh.
The last time around, I remember you asked what we would do when Dilshan plays one of his scoops.
Even then I said that it would not bother us. But this time, I actually wrote him a letter, requesting him not to play the shot in the final.
But he didn't listen to me. I'm sure you missed that too because you were too busy enjoying King Kumar's laugh, weren't you?
Who else did you mention last time? Ahh the one and only "Splendid" Mendis.
You do know that you're the only one who calls him "Splendid", don't you? I think you even coined that name; I believe its time you reconsider.
Against Pakistan he has been anything but that. I told you that last time too.
The 4-0-34-0 just proved that again; I bet you missed those figures since you were too busy smirking at King Kumar's laugh, weren't you Damith?
I remember the cat and the tissues you sent me last time; in response I mentioned that I live to fight another day.
Fortunately for me, that another day was a day that mattered more than last time.
So what do I send your way now?
At first, I thought I would return the favor.
But then I realized that tissues is not what you need my friend.
What you need is something that will save you from the haunting memories of this World T20 final.
What you need is something that will stop you from questioning yourself everytime you think, "Why did King Kumar laugh?" or "Why did I post that picture?" or "Why did I caption that picture that way?"
Hence, I picked this.
It will help deafen all that laughter from King Kumar that will haunt you forever. and ever. and ever.
Oh and it comes with a Lifetime Garantee!
Showing posts with label Pakistan vs Sri Lanka T20. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pakistan vs Sri Lanka T20. Show all posts
Where are you Damith?
Q Answers the Door
Thanks for the tissues Damith.
They were badly needed with my boxes emptying fast by all the Pakistani boys who came over to support.
I gracefully accept the defeat in this battle.
But I live to fight another day.
Congrats Sri Lanka, congrats Damith!
I Knew Damith, but Did You?
Pakistan may have lost 4 of their last 5 ODIs to Sri Lanka but the fact is Damith, that Sri Lanka has never beaten Pakistan in a world cup game.
Be it an ODI World Cup, a World T20, or even a Champions Trophy, the Lankans have always gone down against the Pakistanis.
If any pattern is to be seen, this is the one Damith - when it matters, Sri Lanka just don't have it in them!
You mention Mendis' average, but what you miss is the all important stat that counts in T20 cricket - the economy rate.
Mendis has gone for 4.73 runs per over against Pakistan in ODIs, which is higher than his career ecomomy, and higher than his economy against any other nation.
He will be left scratching his head after he faces the wrath of the Pakistani blades, while Murali will hardly be of any help; we've been handling him for decades.
I have already told you about Dilshan's 3rd innings failures, so what he averages against Pakistan is irrelevant.
His form leading up to the match - also irrelevant. You call them pie chuckers, but after Dilshan's back in the pavilion, that is all he'll be doing. Eating pies!
Angelo Matthews who?
The top 4 may look rock solid but poor Mahela has hardly laid bat on ball, while the Silvas, Mubaraks, and whats their names in your line up are going to be fodder for the likes of Afridi, Ajmal, and Gul.
No chance in hell baby.
Malinga and Udana will be thwarted around, Matthews will be left wondering whether he should just remain outside the boundary, Jayasuriya will finally realize he's too old for the Pakistanis, King Sanga will face his first loss as captain, while the entire Sri Lankan fans will be left with the thought:
Why can't we beat Pakistan when it matters!?
(Bored Member Damith is from Sri Lanka where as Bored Member Q is from Pakistan; this is part of the Damith vs. Q BBC* Debate at BCC! for the Sri Lanka v Pakistan Super 8 game today. Rip into each other gentlemen)
*BBC - Bored Boys Chat
Click here for the complete Pak-Lanka Debate, start reading from down under.
Answers for Damith & Some Questions too
You call Afridi's leg spinners to minnows illegal.
So what will you call it when he runs through the Lanka batting line up?
Will it be illegal because he ran through the minnows? Or will it be destructive bowling that was too good for the Sri Lankans?
Speaking of your batting line up, there isn't much after the top 4.
By the time Gul and Tanvir are done with them, Afridi will run through the minnow-esque middle order and tail.
You call Mendis Splendid, but we both know that he's far from that.
He caught the Aussies sleeping because they had never played him before.
Pakistan, on the other hand, have had the better of him in Tests, ODIs, and T20s.
Mendis doesn't stand a chance against Akmal, Younis, Misbah, Malik, and the rest.
Moreover, if our spinach-eating-popeye-impersonator Abdul Razzaq lands in London on time, any hope that you had will be lost!
You know as well as I do that Dilshan fails every 3rd innings - come tomorrow, come Pakistan, and it will be his 3rd innings of the World T20.
Sadly we won't see a single sitting-down-in-weird-frog-type-stance-and-scooping-over-the-keeper-shot!
So Damith boy, your team doesn't stand a chance.
(Bored Member Damith is from Sri Lanka where as Bored Member Q is from Pakistan; this is the start of the Damith vs. Q BBC* Debate at BCC! for the Sri Lanka v Pakistan Super 8 game tomorrow. Rip into each other gentlemen)
*BBC - Bored Boys Chat
Click here for the complete Pak-Lanka Debate, start reading from down under.
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