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Showing posts with label Revenge match. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Revenge match. Show all posts

How Hungry is this Indian Cricket Team?

by achettup

India were decimated in England last summer. The 4-0 whitewash doesn't even begin to describe the complete and utter domination of the English side. The summer seemed to be an unending horror story that just got progressively worse with every step. Each apparent nadir was duly replaced in the following test, until helplessness and hopelessness gave way to a dazed acceptance of the inevitable. Its strange then, that the return series at home, already hyped as India's opportunity to inflict an equally humiliating result on the English, sees only the most ardent of Indian cricket fans expecting a complimentary 4-0 victory margin. Pragmatic fans anticipate a 2-0 scoreline, and some whose mindset has been scarred by the 0-8 results abroad are already looking at potential scapegoats, and rather regrettably the selection panel and the coach have been singled out already.

But what about the team itself, do they believe that they can win every single match against the English at home? They had certainly better be aiming for that, for otherwise what hope or ambition do they carry going into the series? While they might be realistic about the nature of the pitches and the outcomes, they cannot be resigned to a fate wherein it is impossible for them to win all four matches. Forget the demands of a hurt public and the hurt the team should be feeling themselves, to pull themselves out of this rut they must pick themselves up and have the same belief and drive that saw them rise to the summit of the rankings.

England will be quite happy to play for a draw in the first two games, knowing how much pressure that will put on a home-side beleaguered by an impatient, insensitive and sensationalist pack of hounds masquerading as the media, who seem more interested in finding the next head to axe so that they can wax lyrical their tributes and obituaries. If England are to win even one of the matches, that will be victory enough for them. The big question then is, just how badly do India really want to thrash England. In considering this question one is tempted to draw analogies to the absolute hammering the English endured at the hands of the Australians following their first Ashes win in years, back in 2005. I fear however that things could not be more different in making this comparison, but it is still a useful one to analyse.

To begin with, Australia weren't thrashed, they lost an incredibly close and well-contested series. McGrath didn't play in two matches, the only matches England happened to win. But as is usually the case with the English, they went overboard and really laid it thick over the Aussies, for just winning a single test series, the first time in eons. Books, dvds, and all sorts of tributes came in by the truckload, the team was serenaded through the streets as if they'd won the world cup and the players received MBEs. Phil Tufnell was invited to speak at the Allan Border Medals ceremony and used the opportunity to continue making ridiculous jibes. All of this infuriated an Australian team, who quite honestly didn't really need too much inspiration to want to demolish the English.

Nor was this a struggling Australian side, or one that was "transitioning", a few players did want to hang their boots but they were still putting in performances worthy of the most dominant team in modern era. Some, like Warne and McGrath, just seemed to be getting better and better. Even if they wanted to leave, they were too proud to go out without routing the old enemy and putting to rest once-and-for-all all the over-the-top taunts, re-establishing their unquestionable superiority after an ephemeral single series loss. It was this belief, this mindset, this confidence in their own abilities and most importantly, this desire that drove them to the most crushing of revenge series wins, an attitude that seemed to put fear in the minds of the English, who at times appeared like sheep going to the slaughter. Never was this more apparent than in the Adelaide test, where despite scoring 550, Australia and in particular Warne, hunted relentlessly, clinically, focused, ruthless and determined to force an improbably outcome, ultimately making it appear as if it had been conjured from nowhere.

India's rise to the top wasn't the result of dominating the world cricket scene or adopting the arrogant or over-confident mindset that usually accompanies such performances. Rather, India played consistently good, not great, cricket over a period of time while other sides declined or slipped-up. Many talk about the bluster and aggression (or belief if you prefer that term) that the likes of Ganguly, Sehwag, Yuvraj and Harbhajan etc brought to the team, but it is no coincidence that India's golden era occurred while the likes of calm but determined individuals like Dravid, Laxman, Kumble and Tendulkar were guiding a team that had a sensible captain and understanding coach. The rise to the top, perhaps along with the financial success and new-found power from a curiously accommodating board, gave them the belief that they were destined to become the first side to win the world cup at home. Which is why so many found it so hard to some to terms with the abject performances in England and then Australia.

But this was a tired Indian team. The players had hardly had a break after the world cup thanks to the pre-scheduled IPL, and mentally many were jaded. Physically too, a few had sustained injuries. A team that perhaps just wanted to get away from it all, to clear their minds and start over again was never given that chance. Players who were most certainly past their prime didn't seem to want to leave while their side was the best. The delicate fabric that had united the team, the good times and the camaraderie it bred was incinerated after the first few losses and the inability to fight back, spurred on by a slighted media that had an agenda against some players. It wasn't that the players weren't trying, many just weren't there, in the right frame of mind, to mount a suitable counter-attack.

Doom and depression pervaded the dressing room and it seemed to be a sense of "oh no, its happening all over again" when the team went down under. Stupid and irresponsible comments were made, and there seemed to be no attempt to rein in the offenders. Finally, it seemed as if the players were just fed up and didn't care any more. And this is what hurt the most. Would it have been different if Kirsten was around? I honestly don't know, but suddenly all of the teams' problems exploded in public view. It was too much for Indian public who had been basking in the teams' success and had taken much pleasure in "giving it back" to sides that routinely thrashed India in the past, and they turned, as they often do, on the team and demanded heads as if that would magically transform the team overnight.

Which brings us to where the team is today. Stupid comments still seem to be coming out from the camp and there is nothing to indicate that the team has prepared collectively with the same sense of purpose as the Australian side of 2007 did. No camps for the team to prepare mentally, no quiet confidence or silent determination at press conferences. If anything, individuals seem to be pushing for their case every given chance, some even talking about the hurt they felt at the losses as motivation to be picked. Others seem far too pre-occupied with other matters. I honestly hope I'm wrong about all this, but if the intention is to just waltz in and then brag about the 2-0 win that is there for the taking, we could even be looking at losing one test and perhaps worse in the long term, not arresting a debilitating attitude that has crippled this side ever since the middle of the first test in England last year. 

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The night before the India Bangladesh game

by Gaurav Sethi

Previously in the shallow waters of the kids’ pool, here’s what happened.

Present - 
It’s dark except for some muted low lights behind the pool chairs; the hotel staff is cleaning the pool, some wade through the shallow while others walk alongside the pools’ perimeter with their pole-vaulting type cleaning rods. The Indian team mgt has bribed the cleaners to use the pool after hours. As planned, they meet in the deep end of the pool with Gary.

Gary: MS, you have something to say…

MSD: Well of course thanks Gary you are right there as I had said earlier when we met in the shallow waters of the kids’ pool with the water proof scorecard of the 2007 World Cup game with Bangladesh to do a quick recap that we will meet in the deep with Gary because more than a Revenge match that Viru had so rightly called it we need to see who are the big boys who will take the fight when the going gets tough so we are here where the going is tough in the deep and the pool cleaners will make it hard for us even though we have paid them off to carry on our monkey business at this hour of night so who all are in attendance I will make a roll call because I can’t tell in the dark who is who and what is what…Sachin

Sachin (adjusting his trunks in the water, the great one squeeks): Present

Gary: Thank you Sachin for coming, you didn’t have to

MSD: Well of course it sets an example for the youngsters that even a senior player like Sachin has come for a late night meeting in the pool when we know how he feels about late night meetings from the IPL parties which he so rightly did not attend to extend his career…Viru

Right at that moment, Viru jumps into the pool..and lands on Raina…

Viru (almost like Sachin): Present…sir

Raina is knocked out, seeing stars…and barely a second later Gambhir jumps in, also landing on Raina

Gambhir: Oh, sorry bhai…lagi toh nahi…(and to MSD, like Viru) Present sir

MSD: Of course Viru and Gauti are coming from their late night dinner date and have just made it in the nick of time, that settles the top 3…Gary has suggested we do a random call now, pick names written in florescent ink from the water proof bag…what do we have here…of course it's Suresh Raina…

Raina has still not recovered from Viru+Gauti’s moon-landings on him. Yusuf and Kohli and Chawla have somehow laid him out flat outside the pool – Kohli is trying some artificial respiration on him. Raina has come around but Kohli continues with his mouth-to-mouth – Raina tries to mumble a 'yes sir' but his voice is lost against Kohli's lips...

MSD: Well of course seeing that Raina has not answered in time we take it that he has not made it for the Deep end of the pool test to select the team which means the batsmen choose themselves and we don’t need to call out any more names

Which is when Kohli releases Raina, who yelps out

Raina: I’m here…Kohli…

MSD: Well of course you are here but a little late and why are you so out of breath – you sound as if Viru and Gauti jumped you in the pool

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The Revenge Match: India pools resources

by Gaurav Sethi

At the swimming pool, the men in blue splash away in the shallow waters of the kids’ pool. MSD appears..

MSD: Well of course this is the perfect camouflage who will expect that we are about to have a revenge strategy meeting and of course thanks to Viru for calling it a revenge match because that is what it is and we don’t want to call it anything else

Viru: Obviously it is a revenge match…Oye salah *$#@

Gambhir splashes water at Viru

MSD: Well of course we must enjoy ourselves even when we play

Sachin: Then it better rain so we can splash water on the ground

Everybody goes nuts laughing like it were the most incredible joke which of course it was, Sachin cracked it – Bhajji nearly drowns himself laughing and then squirts out water at Sreesanth who mock slaps some more water on himself; Nehra laughs like a hyena, Kohli and Raina do some hanky-panky underwater and laugh like kids, only Munaf has that dazed look, as if not getting the joke. MSD has his best smile and pause on, after which he starts off again…

MSD: Of course I have a waterproof scorecard of that %#$@ game in 2007, 17th March it was I remember it like it was just 4 years ago

Viru: Obviously

MSD: I’m happy we have made some changes, Dada and Dravid are not in this team…

Sachin: Sourav top-scored in 2007

MSD: Well of course we will miss Dada’s experience on top and Dravid’s experience in the middle..

Yuvi: Areh bund kar, you are not on TV…

MSD: #$%^ I saw Shastri swimming towards us with a mike…

Shastri appears with a mike…

Shastri: MS, ready for the big match

MSD: Well of course

Shastri: I’ll just leave you with the boys to have a good time

Shastri spots some girls and gets yapping

Shastri: So girls ready for the big match…

MSD continues as if nothing has happened. Then again, Shastri had happened.

MSD: Well of course Uthappa is not there at No. 3 and even Sachin is not there…

Bhajji: Oye, what?? Sachin is here

MSD: Well of course I meant at No. 4 and that Agarkar he is not there thank…well of course Bhajji and I will look to make more runs

Yuvi: You can’t make less runs than zero

MSD (ignoring): Well of course it is always good to have Sreesanth who will be key to our revenge strategy…Sree have you learnt some bad language in Bangla

Sreesanth: Yes, my Bangla is very bad

Nobody reacts, possibly because Sree said it, but Sachin gets the joke, laughs and even repeats it…

Sachin (laughing) he said, for bad language in Bangla…my Bangla is very bad…hehehe

The team goes nuts laughing again…Sree goes nuts fuming, kissing his lockets, crossing his heart, flaring from the nostrils, mock slapping himself with water and so on

MSD: of course, Sree and Bhajji will lead the Revenge Talk while Viru and Sachin will let their bat do the talking…Gauti and Kohli can do a little of both…Gauti no shoulder please, Virat you can do shoulder and Yuvi will have a good time and of course I will decide what to do as per the condition of the match if the ball is doing a bit I will come in after Yusuf and…areh, where’s Yusuf

Munaf: He was missing Irfan so he called him up…Irfan had gone to practice and will be back in 30 minutes so Yusuf is holding on…

MSD: Well of course we will meet in the deep for our next session with Gary I see a lotta Banglas around here who could be spies

Sachin: C’mom MS, they are only kids

The team steps out of the shallow waters of the kids’ pool, to blend in MS and Bhajji have toy ducks, Sachin a Ferrari, Bhajji an inflatable doll. Munaf has a Barbie. Yuvi has a toy Yuvi.

(Revenge Conference to be continued, in the deep end of the pool)

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