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Before Tendulkar tweeted to British Airways

by Gaurav Sethi

Much as Sachin Tendulkar has been a cricketing master, the handling of his non-cricketing affairs has been masterful - excuse the comparison, but it has been a study in contrast in every way to the way Vinod Kambli handled them. In the years following Sachin's retirement from cricket, his aura is very much intact, and being carefully embellished; meet "Sachin The Traveller" on his Facebook page. Few cricketers do a selfie with the family better, or for that matter, selfie with us folk better. But it was "Sachin The Traveller" that made me aware of Musafir.com first; he's their brand ambassador, and a Google search for a Dubai visa led me to their website. Whyever not? Sachin endorses them; so I am happy to go with them too.
The visas arrived and my wife and I were at the airport on October 4. At the Indigo Airways' counter, my papers were processed but my wife's were not. There was a small snag - her passport number on the Dubai visa did not match with the number in the passport. What next? It was up to Musafir.com and I was informed by the airline representatives that a fresh visa, as it arrives from Dubai, could take time - maybe a flight for the following day should be scheduled. It was 3pm then, and our flight left in little over two hours, at 5.05pm. SOS - called up Musafir.com. Hold on. Listen to SRT say "Ghoom Musafir Ghoom" repeatedly, quite annoying on a loop. It was a Sunday. Appears Musafir.com was understaffed. After speaking to someone I was on hold again. From 3pm, it was nearly 3.25pm. I had no answers, and neither did my travel agents.
More calls. More holding on. More jingles. I was informed that they would have updates only by 4pm. I didn't expect much. Then it struck me, why not tweet to Sachin Tendulkar - he'd definitely have his handlers on his account 24X7, they're bound to see my tweet, and if anything, get across to Musafir.com faster than me at any rate. At 3.50pm my first tweet to @sachin_rt

At 3.53pm, my second tweet to @sachin_rt

At 3.56pm, my third tweet to @sachin_rt
It was a few minutes past 4pm. No call received. I decided to brave it, and listen to that "Ghoom Musafir Ghoom" jingle on a loop again. By now they were aware of my case but would only know in 15 minutes. The line got disconnected.
Meanwhile the flight was about to be closed in a few minutes. The counters were closed except for one staffer who had been both quite sane and supportive.
Then my phone rang. They were going to email me the corrected Dubai visa; it would take 15 minutes - couldn't it be done any faster? The flight's closing, man. Need it now. OK, sending. Sent! The visa arrived on my phone. They reopened the flight. We made the flight, we made it to Dubai.
Don't know how far it's true, but both my wife and I believe the tweets to @sachin_rt pulled it off. It was a slow day at the travel agent's; and everyone we spoke to, be it at the airlines or in Dubai, advised us to book for the next day but before that, make the agents confirm a visa for then. Two days after our flight, this tweet came in:
By now, everyone on Twitter has seen Sachin's tweets to British Airways. If you're in the minority, here goes:


If that wasn't bad enough, BA asked SRT for his full name. British Airways is the top Indian trend, and being collectively flogged by every Indian who knows how to abuse in 140 characters.
Anyway Sachin, hope things work out for you, as they did for me. And next time, please don't hesitate to tweet to me. I think I owe you one, pal.

First published here

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OBAWC (Overgrown bachchas at the World Cup)

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Overgrown bachchas at the world cup
Overgrown bachchas at the world cup
Floating in their kachchas in the world cup
Hanging by the drawstrings
Waiting for the ball to hit
Yanking at the drawstrings
Batting at a call
Overgrown bachchas at the world cup
Overgrown bachchas at the world cup

Life’s a pitch and then we die
Stolen wicket ooooh we cry
Who’s on next?
Duck or bye
Overgrown bachchas at the world cup
Overgrown bachchas at the world cup

It’s never too late for a happy childhood
It’s never too late for Sreesanth to turn good
It’s never too late to touch the willow wood
It’s never too late to do all that you could
Overgrown bachchas at the world cup
Overgrown bachchas at the world cup

Thank You Sachin, you’re the boss
What the fuck, I like to bowl from a horse
This is now, and what was, was
We’re out to battle and win many wars
Overgrown bachchas at the world cup
Overgrown bachchas at the world cup

Hang up your chaddis, there’s the Jatman
Who needs a head, when he’s all heart man
All you can hear is the TAN-TA-DAAN
Again, again, and again for the Jatman
Overgrown bachchas at the world cup
Overgrown bachchas at the world cup

Anhoni ko honi karde
Honi ko anhoni
Ek jagah pe jama ho teeno
Sachin, someone and Dhoni
Sachin, someone and Dhoni
Overgrown bachchas at the world cup
Overgrown bachchas at the world cup
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By Vandu+NC


Sing it, send it - Sing 'Overgrown bachchas at the World cup' and send it to us - bcciwrites@gmail.com We'll put the raunchy ones up on Bored. Naturally record companies will line up. 

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by bored cricket crazy indians

Here you go, Bored Cricket... now in your ears too!


Aanchal+Vandu on percussion, production by Achettup, song by Naked Cricket


Lyrics

If you’re bored like I’m bored
Got nothing happening but for the cricket
Why don’t you come on over
Come on over to me

Bring me your childhood memories
From those Kanpur tanneries
Bring me your adolescent meanderings
Through those tea gardens of Darjeeling
Bring me your sepia toned games
From places that had, had different names

How you played through the stench
How you pulled out the ball from a Tiger in Pench
How you ran into the Indian Ocean
for a catch, throwing caution
to the wind
How you bowled through a hurricane
How you batted with one helluva migraine

You got it
I want it

‘Cause you’re bored like I’m bored
Got nothing happening but for the cricket
‘Cause we’re bored, so fucking bored
Bored Cricket Crazy Indians

So
Take me to your sepia toned games
From places that had, had different names
Take me to
Bezwada, Benaras and Bombay
Take me to
Calicut, Cochin and Calcutta
Take me to
Trivandrum, Trichur and Madras

Take me to
Your childhood memories
From those Kanpur tanneries
How you played through the stench
How you pulled out the ball from a Tiger in Pench
You got it
I want it

Cause we’re bored, so fucking bored
Bored Cricket Crazy Indians

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I was knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door

Dharamsala poses for moi

How's that for a sightscreen

You should go, stand, stare, smile silly



Photographs by Vandu+NC; and here's how I made it.

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Cricket Carol.

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Jingle Balls, Jingle Balls,
Jingle all the way
Santa Claus will bat you out
On a one horse open sleigh
Riding through the snow
Sixers all the way
Oh! What fun it is to bat
On a one horse open sleigh

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
Had a cricket ball for a nose
And all the other reindeers
Didn’t know how to bowl with those

Deck the balls with Holly
Oh fa la la la la!
‘tis the season to be batty!
Oh fa la la la la!

I’m dreaming of a test Christmas
Just like I never thought it was
Test Christmas, test Christmas
The best Christmas you could have

Joy to the world and centuries all around
Hey! Jingle Balls, Jingle Balls
Jingle all the way
Santa Claus is coming to bat
In a one horse open sleigh


by Vandu
My first offering to BCC! after I gave them my husband.

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