First published here
Kohlikar - when Virat pulled off a Sachin
First published here
Kohli Anderson Ritual
Young Sanju Samson has arrived
Anderson-Jadeja CCTV Footage
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James Anderson admitted to calling Ravindra Jadeja a fucking prick and a fucking cunt.
James Anderson claws back
James Anderson Fan Club
Justin Langer's Ashes dossier: Anderson can be a bit of a pussy
All that time spent with Hayden’s finally rubbing off. Unlike his mate though, who spits every now and then, Langer’s gone and vomited out an entire Ashes dossier.
Once you read the puke, there are plenty of Langer’s short-arm jabs outside off.
Heck, you can almost see those few paces down the track, that sly look.
In a way it’s good Langer’s written something. Don’t think he ever spoke until that retirement speech, and frankly he’d gone all mush by then.
But deep down, Langer was the sly-fox. Recall that look, that was class. And frankly, going by the collective I.Q. of this Australian side, I’m convinced the Langer dossier won them the match.
In fact, I’m convinced that fire alarm was activated by the dossier. Fiery stuff, I tell you.
But once you read it, you agree with Michael Vaughan, who also agreed with the dossier. But why is Vaughan agreeing with the dossier? Think he’s bitter about not losing the Ashes.
On James Anderson from Herr Dossier – 'he is swing the ball well but again can be a bit of a pussy if worn down'
Now that’s something not only Vaughan, Langer, you and me know, but both Andersen and his Indo-bro, Agrakar do too.
The second Ashes test starts at Lord's. (behind the scenes coverage)
England win the toss, elect to bat. No respite for the tailenders. Both James Anderson and Monty Panesar are padded up. And Monty isn't even playing.
Lunch, Eng 125/0. Anderson is a much relieved man as he removes his pads.
England's collapse can wait for a later session. After the disappointments of Cardiff, surely Lord's will be England's Adelaide.
Just shows there's a bit of Pakistan in England. In the recent past, after numerous 100+ partnerships, England has flattered to, you guessed right, decieve, and lose the plot. This is not a work of fiction.
Ok, that's 3 for 71, not quite up to Pak's high standards, but give them time - this is England. KP, what can you say about him, looked like some DC comic character out of place in the real world. His bat sounded like it was made of cheap alloy. I think he had Freddie on his mind.
Reckon Collingwood is due. To fail. Over and out.
Ok, he did fail, what more do you want me to say, I called it? After his previous innings, he needed some time out.
(222/2) After double nelsen, now triple nelsen strikes (333/6)- at this rate, dead Nelsen could strike too
A Super Over after a super Ashes test match.
Take that Twenty20 and shove it up your abridged a*se. That last hour, that last hour, was that something, or was that something. If you weren’t there, suck the highlights out of space or Sky. Watch them, and then we shall talk.
As England’s latest darlings drew closer to a draw, and the ‘remaining overs’ meter kept ticking – 11, 10, 9, 8 – also bear in mind, two overs for change-over in case England wangle a lead. And then this dirty T20ish thought crossed my mind – we could be in for a Super Over. With Australia set a target of a modest 16 of 6 balls. Who would bowl? What fields? Tasty or what? Who would you have bowled, Flintoff, right? Or Jimmy Boy Anderson, Champion of Cardiff? Or still better, do a John Buchanan, and get Monty on?
And who would Ponting send in to bat? The regular openers or Haddin and Johnson?