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Kohlikar - when Virat pulled off a Sachin

by Gaurav Sethi


Yet, Kohli is unlike Tendulkar in far too many ways. It takes a special player to be so universally disliked. if you’re English or Australian loathing the very ground that Kohli scores on comes easy. Kohli isn’t meant to be likeable. Not at least for adversary nations. By now, he’s comfortable being in that creepy, unlikable skin of his. That itself sorts a lot of issues – at least for him.

Every now and then he sheds some of this creepy skin, and becomes a poised, likeable guy behind the mic. Then the mic drops. And the penny. And he’s out to get his pound of flesh.

To needle is Kohli’s currency. More so when he senses, he’s in the eye of the storm. Kohli will, like a Banarsi weaver, take that needle and shove it right through the storm. Often enough, the storm is of his making. Either way, he’s always a ready accomplice.

Joe Root run-out done, celebratory kisses done, mic-drop done, England batting undone, Indian batting undone. From 50/0 dropped to 50/3; followed by 100/4, 100/5; calling it almost quits at 169/7 when Ashwin was done.

Kohli’s two lives courtesy Dawid Malan in the slips were a long time ago. Kohli likes his fast bowlers. That he trusts them deeply with the bat was a revelation. More so after Shami was done just 13 runs after Ashwin.

The last two wickets added a country mile to India’s final score. Never mind Ishant Sharma and Umesh Yadav made only 6 of the last 92.

When Ishant was dismissed, Kohli was three shy of his century; when India was dismissed, Kohli was one shy of 150. And India was just 13 shy of England.

What began shakily for Kohli against James Anderson, with edges and nicks not going to hand, built into a thoughtful yet dull sameness of leaving-the-ball.  Anderson continued to bowl unchanged, mostly outside off, Kohli continued to leave unhinged. Scoring was sacrificed, but a battle, crucially, both an inner one and one against Anderson was won. Anderson was England’s most economical bowler, but his main mission to prise out Kohli went unfulfilled.

It was hardly dramatic. Leaving the ball rarely is unless you’re Courtney Walsh. Through this mostly barren, long stretch against Anderson, Kohli sowed the seeds of his first century on English soil. And who’s to say, how many more that will inevitably follow. Growing hundreds, like flowers, takes patience, more so in tricky English conditions. Kohli, as do flowers, made the most of the sun that peaked through the clouds.

And then, six balls after Ishant’s wicket, after four dots, Kohli glanced one behind square to the IPA sign boundary. In a perfect world, beer would’ve served to all with Shastri picking the tab. Instead, Kohli roared, as only Kohli roars – helmet off, right glove off, locket kissed, salaams, smiles. There was a lightness to it all. Atherton called him a remarkable player on air. Kohli was by now batting on air. Introspective one-day mode had been activated. Which in Kohli’s case implied attacking shots strewn between deadpan defence and the occasional single.

In twelve overs, for the tenth wicket, India added 63 runs after Kohli’s century – eight fours and a six off the skipper’s bat, and four byes past Yadav off nobody’s bat.

It was his 22nd Test century. What this means to him, we may never know. If we do, it most probably will come at the end of a successful tour. One that he may have to hold together largely with his bat.

In the second dig, Kohli was in at 22/2. The top order hurried away, Ashwin walking in at 63/4. 110/5 overnight, with 84 for a win. Within two runs on the fourth morning, Dinesh Karthik was gone. Kohli went pass his fifty but when Stokes got one to go past his bat, he was trapped in front; a review only delayed it. Within a minute, Kohli was dismissed twice – first by the umpire, then by the review.

If anyone thought otherwise, Kohli’s dismissal had been communicated clearly -  India’s chase was dismissed too. 31 runs shy of the target, India folded within the next 21 runs.

A day after India’s defeat, somewhat ironically, it’s announced that Virat Kohli is the world’s No. 1 Test player. An Indian on top after 2011, after Sachin Tendulkar.

That Tendulkar had many such days, as Kohli, doing all the dirty work isn’t lost on anyone. The comparisons are out there. That Tendulkar had with him the likes of Sehwag, Dravid, Laxman and Ganguly isn’t lost on anyone either. But such was his reputation that few grew in his shade. Each might have played masterful innings, some far scaling those played by Tendulkar, but no cricketer received a farewell anywhere close to that of Tendulkar. He was, to put it bluntly, the first amongst equals. Not by numbers alone but by his aura, his reputation, his likeability.

Kohli outscores Tendulkar - not with his likeability but how he can be vastly disliked. Kohli’s aura, reputation and numbers though are surging like some tropical storm. There is more than a hint of fear and awe that accompanies Kohli to the crease.

 It’s up to the present lot, whether they want to wither in Kohli’s shadow or grow out of it. Few will, but on the odd day that they can, they will only add to Kohli’s reputation – more as a captain. Something that Tendulkar often lacked.

If Kohli’s 200 runs in the Test can inspire both him and his batsmen to greater deeds, we will be treated to a memorable English August. Come September, and we will know who will drop the mic one last time this summer. And you can be sure, Tendulkar will be watching.

First published here

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All that time spent with Hayden’s finally rubbing off. Unlike his mate though, who spits every now and then, Langer’s gone and vomited out an entire Ashes dossier.

Once you read the puke, there are plenty of Langer’s short-arm jabs outside off.

Heck, you can almost see those few paces down the track, that sly look.

In a way it’s good Langer’s written something. Don’t think he ever spoke until that retirement speech, and frankly he’d gone all mush by then.

But deep down, Langer was the sly-fox. Recall that look, that was class. And frankly, going by the collective I.Q. of this Australian side, I’m convinced the Langer dossier won them the match.

In fact, I’m convinced that fire alarm was activated by the dossier. Fiery stuff, I tell you.

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England win the toss, elect to bat. No respite for the tailenders. Both James Anderson and Monty Panesar are padded up. And Monty isn't even playing.

Lunch, Eng 125/0. Anderson is a much relieved man as he removes his pads.

England's collapse can wait for a later session. After the disappointments of Cardiff, surely Lord's will be England's Adelaide.

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Ok, that's 3 for 71, not quite up to Pak's high standards, but give them time - this is England. KP, what can you say about him, looked like some DC comic character out of place in the real world. His bat sounded like it was made of cheap alloy. I think he had Freddie on his mind.

Reckon Collingwood is due. To fail. Over and out.

Ok, he did fail, what more do you want me to say, I called it? After his previous innings, he needed some time out.

(222/2) After double nelsen, now triple nelsen strikes (333/6)- at this rate, dead Nelsen could strike too

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Take that Twenty20 and shove it up your abridged a*se. That last hour, that last hour, was that something, or was that something. If you weren’t there, suck the highlights out of space or Sky. Watch them, and then we shall talk.

As England’s latest darlings drew closer to a draw, and the ‘remaining overs’ meter kept ticking – 11, 10, 9, 8 – also bear in mind, two overs for change-over in case England wangle a lead. And then this dirty T20ish thought crossed my mind – we could be in for a Super Over. With Australia set a target of a modest 16 of 6 balls. Who would bowl? What fields? Tasty or what? Who would you have bowled, Flintoff, right? Or Jimmy Boy Anderson, Champion of Cardiff? Or still better, do a John Buchanan, and get Monty on?

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