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Showing posts with label Pakistan vs New Zealand. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pakistan vs New Zealand. Show all posts

Kamran Akmal vs. India

by Gaurav Sethi

Be glad you are not Pakistani. Being Indian meant you could still laugh and hurl random abuse at Akmal today. First he saw off an edge like his little girl to school – it bisected Younis, the other parent and Akmal, as they nodded their parental approvals to each other. If they were cast in Darth Vader gear their immobility could be excused, but keeper, first slip, in their country’s greens, what was that about, say it in the finest Anglo-Punjabi bemused Waqar Younis accent.

Then, Rose aka Ross Taylor edged another one in the same over, easy come, easy go, little high, little low, in and out of Akmal’s gloves, how does he do it? How does he cling on to the gloves?

When the runaway keeper Zul Haider made the team, it was obvious he was only marking time. Haider disappeared with his fb updates, got banned, a third Akmal appeared, 3 more guys got banned, and we’re now back to the first Akmal.

It was meant to be. Now let’s assume Akmal is innocent, and just an ass with the gloves. Does that earn him a spot in the team – for long, the cricketing argument has been his batting - 5 ODI 100s, 9 50s, average 27, strike rate 84. He’s already played 9 years, 133 ODI’s with the same ineptness, how does he do it?

By the sound of it, Akmal will continue to play in this World Cup, and at some point there should be an India-Pak game. Don't you just know, man. I reckon Akmal will play that game – 4 out of his 6 test hundreds are against us, remember Karachi? That innings had teeth.

My gut says, Kamran Akaml will decide that India game. Remains to be seen, who he plays for that day.

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Ijaz's Butt on Pak vs NZL test

by Gaurav Sethi

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When Waqar Younis did Pink Floyd.

by Gaurav Sethi

"C'mon Yousuf, leave the kid alone" That's Waqar on air, could swear that sounded straight out of one of those Floyd hits.Not just that, "c'mon Yousuf, let the kid play, you're ruining his average, ruining his strike rate". Some good banter, Waqar's usually candid, doesn't get jumpy in the box, says what's in his head. Be some fun times ahead as the bowling and fielding coach. Why not make him batting coach too? One things for sure, Umar Akmal will smash a few more sixes. While MoYo can be a chip of the old block.    

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cometh the happy hour... cometh the man...

by straight point

before the start of the second test match seniors including captain MoYo... were fighting hard to stay away from the no. 3 slot as if someone had consigned a death wish to the scorned number... whoever from these 'dedicated' seniors bat at that no. would see his career die...

so they all decide to hide behind a 'veteran' of two test innings... to bail them out from this death wish...

the gutsy veteran that umar akmal is... showed these gentlemen how you can still bat on these 'minefields' where more than talent... it requires temperament and the heart of a warrior... which is beyond age... experience and reputation...

its good that pakistan has bowlers who perform more often than not... bring pakistan back into the match... it takes a special collective talent to do that... day in day out... match after match... irrespective of these rudderless seniors...

this time too it was no exception...

pakistan bowlers bowled new zealand for 99 and handed their team a heady lead of 165... on a platter...

then what we saw..?

we saw MoYo... the captain who leads from behind the back of a debutant... stepping in at no. 3...

cometh the happy hour... cometh the man...

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At the diner after Pakistan lost it again.

by bored cricket crazy indians


"It's time Pakistan stop gifting matches to others
just because they're allowing them to play international cricket"

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Vettori to captain Pak now.

by Gaurav Sethi

Captain, selector, coach, bowler, batsman, spectacle, still not enough for Vettori. But a little much for Younis – it was bad enough skippering MoYo and Boom Boom, then to see this spectacled monster juggle so many roles.

Younis smiled angrily:

“While Aamer and last wicket partnership is happening this Vettori was appealing so much I didn’t like it much and he is putting not good pressure on to us so I am not going to be being captain for the New Zealand test series and if he could can be doing in such a good job let him could be captaining Pakistan team also it is up to him I am not saying anything let him see what he can do”

Basically Younis will not captain the Pak test team to New Zealand. He could still go as a tourist, but not captain. MoYo will be captain in name, meaning, Pak will be headless.

This of course suits Boom Boom and MoYo who never call heads at the toss, but spare a thought for Vettori.

Never one to shy away, Vet is taking Younis’ comment positively. And while he will remain captain for the Kiwis, he will be a Ghost captain for the Pak team.

A big one for fancy dress, Vet as ghost captain pulled out his Halloween outfit as the three witches from Macbeth. "Very apt, he’s such a multi-tasker, he is, isn’t he, oh, yes he is" – echoed the three witches in union. Along with the usual, “fair is foul, foul is fair” drivel.


Also read: A third rate captain

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