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Sorry to have kept you waiting, Hardik

by Gaurav Sethi


Welcome back, Hardik.

Even if you weren’t 1/10th of the cricketer, even if you could just catch and field and were a bits and pieces all-rounder, it would be good to see you back.

But you are more than that. You flew in, and then you flew - what a catch that was. There is something about you, who knows, maybe even you don’t know yet what it is, but there are those that do.

Which is why, after Kohli, Rohit, MS, Bumrah, your name was inked in indelible marker to make that formidable India XI for the World Cup. 

Yet your name went missing. Just as every voice that could have made a difference went missing.

It took Rahul Dravid to speak up for you, in an equal measure of sanity and understanding.

And with that, somehow, things appear to have been sorted for now at least.

Perhaps a lesson for all cricketers: do not expect much from the administration. It’s beyond them. It reflects in the way the BCCI has been run, and far worse, how it fails to be run - with the added discomfort of a prop called the Committee of Administrators (CoA).

Were things better in Srini’s time? 

So, you’re back, Hardik. How does it feel? Like you got out of jail?

No, you don’t have to answer that. You don’t have to answer anything. 

You are not answerable. 

That’s what they wanted, and that’s what they should get.

Hardik Pandya has gone missing. In finding Hardik Pandya, again, India has lost him.

How hard we try and alter people. To make them suit our definition of what they should be like.

Great, Hardik Pandya is palatable now. You will see him as we have seen him for a while, pokerfaced, answering questions, so deadpan, when it’s only Manjrekar in the post-match.

Somehow, Manjrekar has drilled Pandya far more than Karan Johar ever did - in each interview, he has probed, skilfully, trying to eek something out, something about the other Hardik Pandya.

But that was cricket. Hardik Pandya was on his guard. His eyes still, almost lifeless, his demeanour almost solemn, as if Manjrekar was singing a dirge. 

That dirge which Karn Johar sang, camouflaged with a sexual surge.

Johar was his friend, buddy, this was Bollywood, not cricket; Hardik Pandya wasn’t a cricketer, he was so much more, Black Elvis had just entered the building.

Part 2

A while back, Hardik Pandya posted a video on twitter of his homecoming from an overseas’ tour - he surprised his father in the middle of the night, waking him up. A stunned father hugs his son, frantically. 

It’s a dramatic video. Hardik Pandya was dramatic. His father seemed dramatic too.

There are bits and pieces that people have seen of the Karan Johar interview. There seems to be plenty of hearsay too. I did watch the video, a few days after it went on air.

If anything, it was largely tactless of the two cricketers. Even naïve. Such a rarity on air, these days. Everyone is tutored enough to be the next Sushmita Sen.

These two, they would’ve made it beyond the swimsuit round. But not much further.

Part 3

On January 28, 2019, on his return, Hardik Pandya bowled his full quota of ten overs. In 42 innings so far, this was the 11th occasion that he had bowled all 10 overs. Two caught keeper dismissals, Pandya was pitching it up.

That not even player of the match, Mohammed Shami bowled his full quota, was a sign from the captain – we are behind you, Pandya.  


Part 4

It’s way too early to look at Pandya’s numbers and make sense of him as a cricketer. But in him, is India’s genuine search for a cricketing all-rounder. That’s how serious Indian cricket is of Hardik Pandya.

That Kapil Dev’s name continues to be thrown in tandem with his name, is not an accident.

In 11 Tests so far, Hardik Pandya already has a Test century and a five-for. He scored a Test 50 on debut, a Test century in his third Test. His 112 off 96 balls earned him Man of the match.

His match-turning spell of 5/28 at Nottingham was sealed with a run a ball 50. But those are just numbers. And with Pandya, they will, for a while, continue to be only a small part of the story.

Just as, India invested long term in Rohit Sharma, and is now served tons for fun, there is a deep squinting far-away look at the horizon for this 25 year old’s India future.

After Hardik Pandya sat on that Coffee Show, much of that promise was being ripped into – it may have been politically incorrect, even foolish, but none of that was, arguably, to do with cricket.

That he was on the show as a cricketer was not by accident either. He was not there as the painter who reds the town. But Johar’s batteries were all charged for ‘Gimme Red’.

What else do you expect on a Johar show? It’s not by accident either that a Bollywood icon claims to be a virgin on his show.

Anything goes. It’s just that these two cricketers, didn’t know better. It’s not as if either Pandya or KL Rahul will become saints after this incident; but don’t be surprised if they
sound like car nerds in their next interview-shoot. Maybe they will do an entire interview where car will be a metaphor for something else. With Queen’s ‘I’m in love with my car’ playing alongside.

Part 5

Here are two hugely successful guys in their mid-20s, with 10-12 years best of making the most of their gifts and talents.

Let’s back them. Let’s be their strength. If you love the game, know what it is that makes you love it – it is players like Hardik and Rahul that make those repeated curtain calls to the clamouring of crowds, after those mighty sixes – they are to the manor born, they are to the IPL born.

Whichever team they go to, and by the looks of it, Pandya won’t go far from the Mumbai Indians, will be enrichened by their funky town cricket.

They are, by virtue of their skills, flair, approach to the game, a toast to the game.

Not just the IPL, but who knows, to all formats. Which is why, in spite of Rahul’s repeated and often baffling failures, one Test series after the other, there is that glimmer of hope that he will come good. He too is a long term investment.

Part 6

But if this is how BCCI treats their long term investments, why grudge the bulls and the bears? In the aftermath of the Johar episode, the BCCI had pulled out of the Pandya-Rahul investment. It is a matter of both shame and regret. Which is where the Supreme Court and the CoA come in. The Pandya-Rahul affair is a pointer to a stinkier mess. It didn’t work well before the changes. But it’s far worse now. By tying the BCCI arms and legs, it’s Indian cricket that’s being kicked in the gut.

Part 7

Hardik Pandya was born on October, 11. Under the same sign as Sehwag and Gambhir. With a strange balance, comes an even stranger outspoken word and world way.

Try to curtail him at your own peril. And if you do, don’t be surprised that you may do more harm than help. Nurture him. He could win you more than the odd cup. More than the world?

Part 8

This should have been written much earlier. But it did seem almost premature to write it before Hardik Pandya’s return to the Indian side. Personally, I did feel bad for him, almost anxious for his career. In a way, the thought that we may not see Pandya play again for India, made me value him more than I ever had before.

Let’s lighten up now. Here’s to Pandya going red in the head for the fourth ODI.

First published here

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Bored Game: IPL Fantasy League Update

by Mahek

That's right. In true IPL style we're going to unabashedly toot our trumpet. We already have players from all over the globe taking part in our Fantasy League. Rumour is a Dubai-based website has expressed interest in some cross-promotion activities. IPL might have lost out on bidding for two new franchises and have just 8 teams. We already have 18 and you don't have to bid any money to join our league. There is no clause of a $1 billion networth, even people with low self esteem can join in. The only guarantee we want is your active participation. There is no need to spend half a million on downloading a tender. Just go through this and be part of our league!

Position Manager Team Name Points
-- HundredPercentBarcelonista*LM The Mahekoholics 0
-- Alwin11 11 idiots 0
-- narayam Madagascar Penguins 0
-- Rishabh The Not-quite-greats 0
-- ONLYME Nikus X1 0
-- sornakatta Hara-kiri 0
-- destructive_force64 chessters_11 0
-- nav099 nav 0
-- cornflakes Footballers XI 0
-- aashrey88 Wibbly Wobbly 0
-- aditya.chv forwardshortleg 0
-- Achettup SoaL Smashers 0
-- archit38 Sons of pitches 0
-- JazzAway Cracked11 0
-- brainstorm87 xLnC_1 0
-- VelvetFlair Tweeting Team! 0
-- kishorepuria anubhav11 0
-- tanmayp KKR_1 0

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200% of Windies' runs scored behind the wicket

by Gaurav Sethi

Wides, byes, wides that went for byes, edges, leg byes, foot byes, good byes, but mostly bad byes.

India played two keepers. Neither was keeping wickets.

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B the moment of the match

by RajaB

A near test class 50 by Gautam Gambhir

Yuvraj’s bowl me anything and I shall hit it out innings

T20 in England and yet you have fully clothed cheerleaders (all 3 of them including a man !!) dancing to the tune of “Beat it” of Michael Jackson*

“Which one would you send next ?” That was the simple question Nasser Hussain asked Sanjay Manjrekar. That was when Dhoni and Gambhir were batting, must have been the 9th or 10th over. Sanjay almost finished reading the Indian team list as the answer.

Harbajan’s interview from the boundary, describing how big a hitter Yuvraj is, he spoke in English

Irfan Pathan’s last three ball blitz

From a 112 for 2 in 14.3 to close at 180

Well those were some moments during the India – Bangladesh encounter.

And we are just more than half way through the encounter.

But one standout moment, which shall B the moment of the match was Mahendra Singh Dhoni coming in at 3.

If India manage to win, which I think they should, then it shall be hailed as Dhoni’s masterstroke.

To fake the opposition by giving some false hopes that they are bowling well, make them complacent and then send in a Yuvraj Singh to murder them.

If they lose, then this shall be another off day for Dhoni. Who has been a consistent performer for India for a while and more importantly an astute captain.

May be I should start a feature on Dhoni, called Fake One down Player !!

* The Bangladesh players were seen enjoying this song... They were overheard calling it the most recent superhit English song... Beat this !!

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Hamilton Test Day 1 - A better late than never report

by Bored Member

I must begin with my apologies for posting so late for I'm the bored member who said I'd be up at 3:30am to watch the proceedings of a long anticipated Test clash. But dang it, my arm, I couldn't even move it two days ago, I didn't even make it to work today. Moving to the match.

If you ask me, there isn't much that's new about India letting go of an opportunity to dominate. That said, NZ did well to recover. Vettori played a captain's innings and Ryder gave good support. Good to see that Ryder got the century he deserved - wish it wasn't against us, though!

Tomorrow, Gambhir will be key. I think this will be tour in which Gambhir can go from "seems good" to "really good". This will be a true test for him.

Looking forward to tomorrow.

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Naked Cricket anchorwoman presents the Bored News

by Gaurav Sethi


Yaaawn…welcome to Bored News on the night shift.

This late night edition can be very demanding so let’s shed our inhibitions, shall we?

Just like Badrinath and Dravid shed theirs as they strolled in for an IPL net in the 3 Day Duleep Trophy game.

Dravid scored four times his likely strike rate, while Badrinath played for his likable Chennai SuperKings skipper.

Amit Mishra did well, bowling his quota of 6 ½ T20 game overs – that’s 26 overs, for only 149 runs. As anybody at the IPL will tell you, going for anything less than 6 runs per over is very good bowling indeed.

Sleep on it.

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What about Dravid? and Kumble?

by Bored Member

By Q

Sachin, Saurav, and Laxman will be honoured in Nagpur.

What about the other two senior citizens?

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