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Showing posts with label Bored Quickie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bored Quickie. Show all posts

With or without Sachin, we've decided to go ahead...

by bored cricket crazy indians



Soon after 8 pm today, Bored Members and friends, Live here. We would've covered Sachin's fingers, but looks like they're wrapped up already. Btw Thank You Sachin! if He plays, Sorry Sachin! if He doesn't. Will the IPL finals be any different without Him- eh, not really, He wasn't there in the first two either...

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Mumbai v Bangalore, Uncensored and not on TV.

by bored cricket crazy indians

The Bored Members will be live from 7.15 pm IST, for the IPL semis (click here to replay) - if MI wins it will be Thank You Sachin all over again, but if they lose, it could be the new chant of Sorry Sachin! Hulchul Singh, RDX, Mumbo Jumbo, orange cap hunter, TMK, wannabe MSD, Polaroid, and all sorts of instant developments will take place.


And here are some tips from Mahek for the Bored Game

The semi-finals are a few hours away so make sure you make full use of the Unlimited Transfers before the start of tonight's game. Here are a few pointers. Feel free to ignore them, use them at your team's peril.

1. Only four teams are left so make sure you don't make the mistake of picking someone outside these squads.

2. Remember that either Chennai or Deccan will play two games between the first and second game for either Bangalore or Mumbai. Therefore, replace the players from the side that wins tonight with those from tomorrow's semi-finalists.

3. The best players for Deccan have been classified as allrounders. Make sure you leave a spot or two open in that category. Don't want to end up picking Monish Mishra. Or do you?

4. Mumbai have the best players in the list of batsmen. What's more, two of them (Rayudu and Tiwary) are quite cheap. They also have some of the best bowlers in Harbhajan, Zaheer and Malinga.

That's it from me. Hope the tips help you slide down the table. I'm still ninth and could use your help in making the top 5.

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Uncensored, and not on TV: Mumbai Indians v Delhi Daredevils

by bored cricket crazy indians

The Bored Members will be live from 3.15 pm IST, if that's a little early for a 4 pm game, it's just that we're doing this after a long time. MI vs DD, who will do who? Join us and Jatman, it'll be nowhere as civil as India Pakistan. There will be BossDK, Hulchul Singh, Thank You Sachin, TMK, Mishra v Bhajji, dirty deeds done dirt cheap. Yeah, if only they played some ACDC too.

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Indians...and Pakistanis (a cricket film)

by Gaurav Sethi

INT. Q’s STUDY – NIGHT

Q furiously types at his laptop ignoring the banging at his main door. The Bored Cricket Crazy Indians…and Pakistanis Cover it Live is on his screen

KNOCKER1
We’ll huff and puff and blow your house down…

Q
Areh yaar, relax

KNOCKER2
We’ll huff and puff and blow your house down…

Q
Get a life, watch the game yaar

KNOCKER3
We’ll huff and puff and blow your house down…

The knockers storm Q’s house breaking the door. Q is unmoved as a bunch of his cricket friends surround him –

KNOCKER1
You coming to the sport’s bar or do we drag you…

But Knocker2 looks at Q’s screen that has Bored Cricket Indians and Pakistanis going on Live

KNOCKER2
Areh yaar, check this out…

One by one, the whole lotta them get reeled in…laptops lower themselves from the ceiling and suddenly we have a whole bunch of Q’s Pakistani's pals on Live with the Indians.

Phone rings, it’s NC on the phone / split screen, NC on one side, Q on the other

NC
You’ve done it, thanks for staying back

Q
We’ve done it, buddy.

Screen splits into over 20 parts, showing all the Bored Members raising their thumbs in the sickly advt way, only to bite it as a wicket falls.

Bored Anthem Remix starts to play -
‘Cause you’re bored like I’m bored
Got nothing happening but for the cricket
‘Cause we’re bored, so fucking bored
Bored Cricket Crazy Indians...and Pakistanis

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Bored Cricket Crazy Indians...and Pakistanis: If you visit Q’s Well Pitched that’s how the blogroll lists Bored. And that’s how it was in those heady days of India-Pak cricket unity. If you read this piece, then you begin to fathom what we were on to.

When we decided to do a Cover it Live for the Indo-Pak warm-up match, Q had a big night with his cricket yaars. He put that behind to be on Live for Bored. Q was my go-to guy – before that lousy MBA snatched him from us. He was the guy who started the Shakibbing. He was the guy who had more faith in Sachin than all of us put together. Happy Bored Day Q.

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Bored Day Party! LIVE!

by bored cricket crazy indians

Get in, there's a Bored Day Party in there. It's Bored Cricket Crazy Indians first Bored Day.

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Bored Cricket Crazy Girls! Live!

by bored cricket crazy indians

Megha and Leela defied time zones and player loyalties to talk cricket.


Even a bad net connection couldn’t keep them away.


While Megha is a die-hard Dravid fan, Leela lives for MSD.


While Megha arrived on her own, Leela first sent her alter ego.


Between Leela and her double it was agreed that ‘it’s not easy being Leela.’


The Bored Girls talked Mandira Bedi, and how they could do anything to take her place in the IPL.


But don’t take our word for it, check out Bored Cricket Crazy Girls LIVE. Here.


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Bored Quickie! India v Pakistan, better than Live.

by bored cricket crazy indians

If you missed out on Bored Quickie! Live!, it's ok - it was too fast, random, crazy, unpredictable, too many Indians, too many Pakistanis, too many commentators, no known names from ESPN, all known names from the cricket blogs, it could have been you - why wasn't it you? For a change listen to guys who don't talk as if they're being paid to Thank Sachin or praise MSD - listen to yourself. Here's a REPLAY. It'll all come back to you. It's never too late for a happy childhood.

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YAY , IT WAS GREAT

by Bhaskar Khaund

Bored members , it finally happened and it was great fun wasn't it ...i prolly spent more time here than in front of the TV

Thanks to all of us of course , but special thanks for sure to the guys at the frontline of both this idea and the execution : folks , take a bow ! ....as also to all our Pak Bored friends for making the forum complete - tough luck about the game today guys but , hey , it was a warm up remember ?

So guys lets do this more often eh?

As Jatman would say : Of Course !


Quickie Yawns

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Look what happened to our name

by Gaurav Sethi

Bored Cricket Crazy Indians (BCC!) has become Bored Cricket Crazy Indians…and Pakistanis. What’s not in a name!

As if you don’t know already, the whole lot of them Indian and Pakistani bloggers will be rocking the free world at Bored Quickie! LIVE! 10:00 pm (IST) tonight’s the night.

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India Pakistan warm-up match.

by A Bisht





Cozy up at Bored Quickie! Indo-Pak Live at 10:00 pm IST today
(that's 16:30 GMT for those firangs)

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Calling all INDIANS and PAKISTANIS to come TOGETHER

by bored cricket crazy indians

The Indo-Pak story is a long one and probably requires a book or ten to cover what went wrong between the brothers separated at birth.

I'm not going to talk about all the ills here, and am going to keep it as short as I can.

Despite the turbulent history of the two neighbours, there has always been one ray of shining hope that has without fail brought India and Pakistan together. That ray has been Cricket!

Yes sir, our cricket, the sport we love, has for a long time been a binding force for the two nations. While Governments have warred; the cricket boards, players, and fans have continued to enjoy a healthy relationship.

Till now that is.

Today we stand at a point where not only our Governments are clashing, but our cricket boards are as well. In the history of the Indo Pak relations, this is probably a first.

This is in stark contrast to 2004 when buses came to Lahore from Delhi with Indians in the thousands. The cricket was awesome, and it was enjoyed by both the Pakistanis and the Indians. It was what happened off the field that melted the heart. It’s not easy to distinguish between Lahoris and Delhi-ites, but on the streets of Lahore one could easily tell them apart - the Indians walked around in "Team India" t-shirts and many carried the Tiranga held proudly over their heads.

And they roamed the city as if it was theirs.

The Liberty Market, where the unfortunate attack on the Sri Lankans took place, looked like any other market in downtown Delhi. The entire area had a buzz about it, and it wasn't only the Indians there. The Pakistanis were around to guide them, the shop keepers welcomed them with big smiles, the restaurants provided them the service that even we don't get back home, the rickshaw drivers gave them free rides across town, and the Pakistanis took them under their wing and gave them free guided tours of Lahore.

It was one hell of a time watching the Indians and Pakistanis live together again, even if it was brief.

Sadly, one can't even imagine the thought of anything like that happening today - not in Pakistan, not in India.

But there's one place where we will witness this Indo-Pak chemistry once again - London!

Come Wednesday and Pakistan and India will take on each other in a warm up match for the ICC World Twenty20. It won't be any warm up game; it will be a fund-raiser with the proceeds going to the victims of the unfortunate attacks on the Sri Lankan cricket team.

So here it is again. The Indo-Pak cricket teams coming together once again for a good cause.

It’s not only the Indo-Pak cricketers who will be coming TOGETHER to play, entertain, and raise funds;

The Indo-Pak fans will also come TOGETHER and fill the galleries at the Kennington Oval;

The Indo-Pak commentators will also sit TOGETHER in one room and have senseless discussions;

Hell even us Indo-Pak bloggers will come TOGETHER in the same chat-room and cover the match LIVE for you;

Then why is it that Governments of the two countries, and now the cricket boards as well, fail to come together and see eye-to-eye?

I don't want an answer to that question. I don't even want any of you thinking about that question.

Let’s forget about all that.

Let’s just think about the cricket, think about India playing Pakistan, think about the ICC World Twenty20, and come TOGETHER on Bored Quickie! Indo-Pak Live.

Wednesday 10:00 PM IST! (16:30 GMT)

by Q + NC

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How to cope with your withdrawal symptoms:

by Gaurav Sethi

1) Don’t
2) Do

2a) Spend time with friends who avoid cricket, and who you avoided
2b) Fill cheque, pay bill, kill bill
2c) Watch a sunset in a country other than IPL
2d) Watch a channel other than Set Max, watch Game-set-match, French Open
2e) French kiss
2f) Watch Kiss of the Spiderwoman
2g) Walk your woman
2h) Make lists like these
2g) Sing ‘these are the days to hold on to…’
2i) Click here to watch the Bored Quickie! Cricket Mickey! IPL Finals Live Replay! It was even better than the real thing.

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Bored Quickie! Cricket Mickey! Do the IPL Finals LIVE! As Bangalore do Deccan and vice versa

by bored cricket crazy indians

Click here for a Bored Quickie! And do the IPL finals LIVE! (Bangalore vs. Deccan, 7:30pm IST) The Bored Members are in, gotta feeling Fake will be there too, a shadow of his former self - either a bewada or a dhakan.


To follow the minutes of the Live meeting, click on the above link. It'll just take a second.




For a lowdown on Bored Quickie, you can get some release here!

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Let’s have a Quickie during the IPL Finals, Darling?

by Gaurav Sethi

For T20 we invented Bored Quickie, you’ve seen it on the side here. But leaving it on the side meant very little action. So we’re gonna spread it right here for you all. Jump in anytime and let it rrrrip.

Bored Quickie (via Cover it Live) - 7:30 pm (IST). But as we're in Delhi, expect us to be running late. Anyway, here's the chorus: Bored Quickie! Cricket Mickey! Nearly as dumb as T20, but damn, so accessible.

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