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Showing posts with label Harsha Bhogle. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Harsha Bhogle. Show all posts

The reason why such drastic changes have swept Indian cricket.

by Gaurav Sethi

The answer lies in not what you hear but what you’re about to hear.
It’s quite simple really, but not something that strikes you at first. Far from it, it’s the last thing that will occur to you. The human mind is trained to look for conspiracy theories rather than accept reality as it is.
Give it a thought, why do you think there’s been so much upheaval in Indian cricket from 2 January? Whether it was heads rolling or heads stepping down, whether it was shoulders that once volunteered, stepping up to take over as the new head?
Let’s connect the dots: First, the BCCI president and secretary are fired. As are 90 percent of the BCCI old guard. Then before you can catch your breath, the Indian limited overs’ captain resigns. Subsequently, the hero of the 2011 World Cup returns. Something that might also have gone under the radar, is Ashish Nehra’s inclusion in the squad.
There has been the odd joke linking the Supreme Court’s maximum term of nine-years in office rule (for office bearers of the BCCI and state associations), to certain players having served Indian cricket for more than nine years.
But they don’t need the Supreme Court to tell them that this is an auspicious time to bid adieu; the next time India play an ODI or T20 on Indian soil, just to hazard a guess, is much after the IPL, and a long, long time away.
To stick it out till the Champions Trophy in England in June, will be to squander their best bet to say goodbye to their millions of fans at home. It will be heady stuff, both for the players and the fans, not to forget the broadcasters too.
The broadcasters see exactly how Indian cricket will pan out way before most of us do. The Sachin Tendulkar farewell series, in fact, was in the works way before retirement even entered Sachin’s thoughts. Two things were a constant, it will have to be played in Mumbai and it will have to be played against the West Indies. After all, Tendulkar deserved a grand farewell, and only the West Indies of new could provide that, the ICC’s FTP (Future Tours Program) be dammed. The Windies will be in India before India can be in India. Last minute, not an exaggeration.
Which brings us to MS Dhoni, Yuvraj Singh and Ashish Nehra signing of, one last time for India, in India. Against their old rivals, England.
Now put your mind back to that great Tendulkar farewell in Wankhede – in addition to Tendulkar and the bottle whacking boys in the stands, who else made it great that day?
No, not Vinod Kambli by staying away. Who else? C’mon, you can do it.
It was a voice. For long, considered the sane voice of Indian cricket. Not a cricketer, but a cricket watcher. Not a fan but in many ways still a fan.
Harsha Bhogle’s voice has to be there, one with the fans on 1 February 2017. At the last T20I at M Chinnaswamy Stadium.
And for Bhogle to be there, to make the moment what it will be, a great many other people will have to be absent. So, there you have it, this is why Indian cricket has been going through this vigorous tumble dry washing cycle of late.
After all, for how long can you wash your dirty linen in public? Just as well it’s in Bangalore and not Nagpur.
However plausible this may sound, this is largely a work of fiction.
First published here

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If Sourav Ganguly becomes BCCI's Dada

by Gaurav Sethi

Sourav Ganguly as BCCI president: but if, going by all the baggage this post has accumulated, the appointment of the prez doesn't quite sit right with the Supreme Court, be prepared for them to create a new post for Ganguly: it could simply be called 'Dada'. Or even 'Maharaj'. The nameplate on the door would read: Sourav Chandidas Ganguly, Dada.
Or if the Supreme Court is feeling outright quirky about SCG, the new position could be 'God on the off-side'. These posts will cease to exist once Ganguly's term is over. Naturally, Rahul Dravid will be Ganguly's deputy, his position will be 'Jammie'.
Be prepared for SC to create a new post for Ganguly: it could simply be called 'Dada'. Reuters
Be prepared for SC to create a new post for Ganguly: it could simply be called 'Dada'. Reuters
Deep down, the judges are cricket fanboys too, the next such position could be held by Sunil Gavaskar (unless he's 70 by then), with the position simply called 'Sunny'. And when Dilip Vengsarkar's time comes, he will be referred to as the 'BCCI Colonel'. So prepare for an era of 'Dada', 'Jammie', 'Sunny' and 'Colonel' again. What better way to bring back the good old days than to bring back the good old guys?
With Ganguly at the helm, the BCCI HQs could be shifted to the Eden Gardens, with his office naturally on the off-side. Also, an India team jersey will be hung alongside his table, so that he can refrain from ripping his shirt off when overcome with absolutely delightful emotions.
To defy the age-old way of old-timers running the ship, don't expect the Supreme Court to be satisfied with the ouster of 70-year-olds alone. To harness young talent, expect representation from the U-19 and U-15 players on the board.
And even though the older Tendulkar has his reservations about placing the younger Tendulkar in the limelight, the Supreme Court will work on Arjun Tendulkar's inclusion in some capacity or the other, with a possibility of the project being called 'Include-kar' or even 'Main Khelega!' – toasting a bloody nosed 16-year-old Tendulkar when he took on the Pakistani quicks, Waqar and Wasim.
Expect cricketers who received a raw deal from the erstwhile BCCI to return in style - Bishen Singh Bedi and Mohinder Amarnath top this list, both were outspoken critics of the BCCI, both were hastily sidelined. You can expect both of them to return to their straight-talking ways on a far more impactful stage. Most of their work could be criticising earlier regimes, which could be a full-time job.
As for Kapil Dev, his years in exile with that ICL jaunt could be examined rather than criticised - why did he join the rebel league? Expect some honest questions, and some crocodile tears too. Bring on Karan Thapar for the sequel.
A magazine by Pradeep Magazine: Senior journalist, Magazine has been one of the BCCI's biggest critics. Incidentally, he also wrote the first book on match-fixing. Working with Bedi and Amarnath, the trio could start an anti-fixing magazine, part of the education for young and jaded cricketers alike. Workshops can be conducted instead of the infamous after-parties – Lalit Modi, Vijay Mallya and Raj Kundra should be invited to join via Skype, along with Ravi Shastri.
Players with first-hand experience should be invited to participate, special sessions with Azharuddin a must.
Harsha Bhogle's return should be used to figure out why he went away in the first place. Nothing should be above board. Also the VIP enclosure at the Vidarbha Cricket Association Stadium, Nagpur, that also serves as the shortest distance between the Hindi and English commentary boxes, should be investigated. And whether Bhogle's use of the same was the reason for his exit. If need be, the two commentary boxes should be adjacent to each other while the VIP enclosure should be where the Hindi commentary box is now.
Findings should be made public. Of not just this debacle, but of earlier misdemeanours of the BCCI. Credits and discredits to be given where due.
This is a rare chance for us to learn from the failings of the BCCI. And if it means that more heads will roll, so be it.
Looking back, it's not possible that in all these nine IPL seasons there was only one 'cricket enthusiast'. Surely there were more 'kings of good times'.
First Published here 

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Play It Again Sam : 2 - Benchion Not

by Bhaskar Khaund

A (fairly) new series on Player-Commentators

Play 2
Sometime in the future. Arun Lal, Harsha Bhogle and Zaheer Khan in the commentary box

HB : So Zaheer you reckon there's anything for the seamers here ?
No reply from Zaheer
Wicket falls

AL (excited) : Peach ! How good was that ! You must be impressed ,er, Zaheer ... ?
No reply from Zaheer. In fact ZAK has been quiet the entire time.
AL (uneasy little laugh) : Er Zaheer , I say , you haven't been , er , haha , injured , haha... ?

And ZAK nods !

AL(despairing): " Oh my goodness ,it's a mouth injury this time is it...(Agitated) but I..but I .can't understand it !"
HB ( bright , cheerful and pleasant self) : " Oh dear injured again but not to worry. Luckily for us we have a very talented reserve. Yes (smiles) step forward please won't you Manoj ?

Manoj Tiwari makes to move BUT..Suddenly ZAK starts speaking

ZAK : " Oh yes , definitely something in here for the bowlers ... "
HB (beaming) : " Ah Manoj , so we won't trouble you just yet now. But thanks so much, off you go to that bench of yours ,run along now ! Oh good lad ! "

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Some thoughts about the IPL

by Bored Guest

(thought about while Akshay Kumar was jumping around like a monkey and laughing like a donkey)

1) Win or lose, someone makes money – IPL 1 was the beginning. There were the DLF Maximums and the Citi Moments of Success. We stifled a puke. IPL 2 introduced the strategic timeout. We almost barfed. Now in addition to the DLFers, we have the Karbonn Kamaal Catches. And ads between deliveries. Shots of the MRF blimp thingy. Lots of shots of the MRF blimp thingy. Akshay Kumar heehawing, Gauti – Viru doing a Brokeback imitation, players singing “Ooh La La La La”…cannot control it, gotta go hurl.

2) Owners or mascots – More than the players, the franchises are increasingly being recognized by their team owners/mascots, especially the female ones. Preity Zinta is KXIP, Nita Ambani is MI and Shilpa Shetty is RR. A great shot by Tendulker and the next shot is of Nita Ambani with her half an inch smile. A diving stop by Yuvraj (becoming a rarity these days) and we see Zinta jumping up and down. What better way to target the female demography which controls the remote control in the Indian homes than to show someone whom they can identify with the most?

3) Harsha Bhogle is God – Amidst all the nonsensical soundbytes about tracer bullets, huge shots (which barely cross the ropes) and double Ds, there is one beacon of hope, an oasis in the desert, a diamond of the coal mine, a….should stop (hearing too much commentary is injurious for mental health),. He goes by the name of Harsha Bhogle. The man is awesome enough to talk sense even while burdened with compulsorily plugging those sponsors. The man was the first to mention ICL and get away with it. He also spoke words to the effect of “The law is an ass”. And he also is self assured enough to tolerate jokes about his brand new hair.

4) Welcome to E..E…Extraa Innings – You want any proof of Set Max trying to capture the eyeballs of the ladies. I present you the hosts (in the set and on the field). All chosen based on the symmetry of their faces, broad shoulders and proven track record of attracting the ladies. Only thing forgotten by the worthies working for the channels was checking the effect brought about by the “hunks” exercising their vocal chords. For proof of that, I submit before you the only exhibit required – Angad Bedi!! The only thing he is good at is wearing a too small for his biceps suit. His stammering makes SRK’s talking seem normal. He looks petrified before the camera and he makes you do something totally against his brief- change the channel. However one good side effect of hiring this flesh and blood mannequin is that the ranting of a certain retired left arm slow bowler have ceased. For the time being.

5) The ICL effect – Who among the new Indian players seem promising to you? Most of you will pick Sathish, Rayadu, and Jhunjhunwala among others like Tiwari and Tiwary, Naman Ojha and half the RR side (Warne is awesome btw.). The common thread that binds the first three chaps is that they were earlier known as the ICL rebels. These are not the only one. Waiting in the wings are other ICLers like Stuart Binny, G. Vighnesh and Ali Murthaza. One chance and I bet they would prove themselves invaluable. Two years in that league have certainly enhanced the skills of these guys. For that, ICL should be given its due.

6) Class: IPL 1 was not good for the senior citizenry of cricket with Tendulkar, Kallis and Gilly struggling to keep up with the relatively new format. IPL 2 saw them more attuned. IPL 3 is seeing them at their best showing the young turks why they are the real deal. Tendulkar’s “killing ‘em softly” strokeplay, Kallis’s all round excellence and Murali’s vicious turners (not to forget Vaas, Hayden and Kumble) are the real highlight of the IPL for me.

These are some of the random thoughts about the IPL crossing my mind today. And I have not even mentioned other awesome fellas like Agarkar. More to come.

by Dhaanu
blogs at Bakwaas Baatein (Random rambling of a raving borderline lunatic)

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Namya's moment of the Bangladesh vs. Ireland game

by Bored Guest

Harsh Bhogale in the post match analysis saying 'Sad day for Bangladeshi cricket' with a smile on his face and some fungoid on his forehead.

by namya

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B the moment of the match

by RajaB

Chennai playing Bangalore

17.4, Jacob Oram bowling to Ross Taylor

Yorker length ball slightly outside offstump.

Taylor tries to dig it out and misses it.

Dhoni, the wicketkeeper is yorked too !!

Missing to show the full face of his pads and stop it... The ball takes the edge of the pad and runs down for 4 byes.

Harsha Bhogle on commentary "This is Diwali, Dusheera & Sankaranti, all rolled into one... A gift"

I am wondering what to chose as "B the moment" ?!!

Dhoni's miss or Bhogle's list of holidays ??

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