Should Sanjay Manjrekar be given a farewell match as commentator?
Does the IPL wanna go to rehab?
Let's talk about sex.
I love talking about stuff nobody else will, especially on air. On this NDTV show, I started with bummer trips and commentary, go on to the Rohit Sharma vs Virat Kohli bias on air, a few years back - led by two Indian commentators, and the icing on the cake, CSK - and naturally, fixing follows.
You can listen to the whole thing here on NDTV
Play It Again Sam : 2 - Benchion Not
A (fairly) new series on Player-Commentators
Play 2
Sometime in the future. Arun Lal, Harsha Bhogle and Zaheer Khan in the commentary box
HB : So Zaheer you reckon there's anything for the seamers here ?
No reply from Zaheer
Wicket falls
AL (excited) : Peach ! How good was that ! You must be impressed ,er, Zaheer ... ?
No reply from Zaheer. In fact ZAK has been quiet the entire time.
AL (uneasy little laugh) : Er Zaheer , I say , you haven't been , er , haha , injured , haha... ?
And ZAK nods !
AL(despairing): " Oh my goodness ,it's a mouth injury this time is it...(Agitated) but I..but I .can't understand it !"
HB ( bright , cheerful and pleasant self) : " Oh dear injured again but not to worry. Luckily for us we have a very talented reserve. Yes (smiles) step forward please won't you Manoj ?
Manoj Tiwari makes to move BUT..Suddenly ZAK starts speaking
ZAK : " Oh yes , definitely something in here for the bowlers ... "
HB (beaming) : " Ah Manoj , so we won't trouble you just yet now. But thanks so much, off you go to that bench of yours ,run along now ! Oh good lad ! "
Play It Again Sam : 1 - Out Off The Box
Introducing a new series on Player-Commentators
Play 1
Rahul Dravid, Sourav Ganguly and Laxman Sivaramakrishnan in the commentary box.
Sachin's wicket falls.
RD : " The off side is completely empty now"
LS : " Maahvelous observation, old chap. (sudden pause) Er, how do you mean?"
RD : " Well , God is back in the pavilion and Sourav's sitting right next to us"
IPL REHAB - with Ravi, Danny, LS.
i have seen...
a doctor diagnose the way his hospital wants him to...
a geek code program the way his firm wants him to...
an insurance agent sell policies the way his agency wants him to...
an editor cut programs the way his channel wants him to...
a journalist write the way his publication wants him to...
then why is it when commentators chant mrf blimps... howl dlf maximums... they are equated to sucking ipl's balls...?
Boring Cricket Commentating Idiots XI
With commentary being such an integral part of the cricketing experience, it's only fitting that there was a discussion on the best in the business. There have been teams of the year and sides of the century, but honours don't come much greater than being part of the greatest collection of commentators to have irritated us with their cliches and prejudices. So with much satisfaction and a large dose of fear, BCC! is introducing the definitive search for the all-time crappiest commentators from all the Test-playing countries.
It's time we recognized the booming voice of Ravi Shastri, the patronising comments of Sir Ian Botham, those anti-white remarks of Sunil Gavaskar. Ian Healy needs to be appreciated for wearing his baggy green in the Channel 9 commentary box. And this list wouldn't be complete without Tony Greig who is in a tririlemma about what team to call his own. Make no mistake, the competition will be tense and since there can only be a team of 11, something will have to give. Rest assured the race will go down to the wire.
In order to ensure none of these commentators slip through the web, I encourage our readers to nominate the commentators that have enriched their cricket-viewing experience with their description of the bleeding obvious. We're talking about the kings of cliches, the princes of bad puns, the badshahs of bias. Nominations are welcome until 00:00 GMT on Sunday, December 6. Once the nominations are in, due diligence will be done to examine their commentating credentials. The list will be divided into groups based on the commentators' primary job when they were cricketers. Our XI will comprise 2 opening batsmen, 3 middle order batsmen, an allrounder, a wicket-keeper, 3 pace bowlers and a spinner.
Voting with start from Monday, December 7 with readers choosing their opening batsmen. It will continue for 7 days, after which it will be turn of middle order stalwarts. This will continue for six weeks, after which BCC! will announce the Elite Eleven.
In case you're wondering what's in it for the voters, there is absolutely nothing. However, it does give them a chance to hurl abuses at commentators, share their favourite quotes, basically provide further evidence of how bored and cricket crazy they are.
Phoren Baba's chasing him... Again !!
It was roughly a week ago when we figured that Anil Kumble & Saurav Ganguly would be part of the World Cup T20 commentary team.
Kumble has kept us entertained through the initial round robin matches. But did we take some timeout to think about our dear Dada ??
Where is he ? Why are we not hearing his voice yet ?
When are we going to listen to his "a wink a word" style of speech ??
Bored is in possession of some (interesting) inside information on why we still don't have Dada winking at us.
Yes, it is the Phoren Baba's in action again. Sources close to Dada suspect that a former coach of the Indian cricket team who asked him to explore life outside cricket might be one of the reasons. He might be the secret scheduler who allots commentators matches and airtime. And it is he and his coterie who have deliberately kept Dada out of the team.
But Dada is confident that he would find his second life in IPL.
Yes, next year they are going to test a revolutionary format in IPL. The players would be the commentators, all the ex's in the box would be moderators who would enable the players to comment from the ground.
So you would be able to hear Dada saying "That was a very tough catch, I tried my level best but couldn't hold on to it. But cricket is a team game, the other guys too should raise up to the occasion and win matches for us", and that too live as he drops
A jumbo commentary team
Lots of retired stars are joining the commentary team for the ICC T20 World Cup...
The latest to join the bandwagon are Saurav Ganguly and Anil Kumble
How do you describe this eclectic mix of extraordinarily talented men ?
The commentary "Mumbo Jumbo" ??
With the addition of Anil Kumble to the list this description seems very apt
B the moment of the match
Chennai playing Bangalore
17.4, Jacob Oram bowling to Ross Taylor
Yorker length ball slightly outside offstump.
Taylor tries to dig it out and misses it.
Dhoni, the wicketkeeper is yorked too !!
Missing to show the full face of his pads and stop it... The ball takes the edge of the pad and runs down for 4 byes.
Harsha Bhogle on commentary "This is Diwali, Dusheera & Sankaranti, all rolled into one... A gift"
I am wondering what to chose as "B the moment" ?!!
Dhoni's miss or Bhogle's list of holidays ??
B the moment of the match
Chennai playing Rajasthan
16.1 Hayden powers the ball to deep midwicket and bulldozes his way through Warne, the bowler for 2 runs.
It's the turn of Robin Jackman, now in charge of the mike...
"He runs very quickly, Mathew Hayward..."
Stoic silence, before our own Ranjit Fernando breaks the ice with his echo of the sentiment.
Robin interjects... Oh I said Hayward, Hayden
Is the commentary team on drugs or something?? Everyone speaking the same language today.
Ah Action !
B the moment of the match
Bored to the bone – Quote of the day
Ian Chappell & Mohinder Amarnath.
Ian Chappell’s comment on Zaheer Khan’s run out.
I don’t know why the on-field commentators were blaming Dhoni for this run out. Zaheer is an experienced player and see what he is doing here. Trying to go through
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