A chat with one of RCB's biggest fans, 9 year old Kabir Arora - his take on AB de Villiers, where Virat Kohli should bat, smashing it and team changes. Something on Zampa too.
RCB's 9 year old super fan!
Why Virat Kohli and AB de Villiers should not play in the same team
Can Kohli lift a bunch of flatliners
Virat Kohli's character building exercises
RCB confident to win IPL without Mallya
Before AB de Villiers cried, the skies wept.
- O dear Leonard Cohen
- Will you lend your voice and words
- To the loss we're feeling
- Because all we can do now
- Is cry
- Cry, cry, cry
- All we can do is cry
- Cry like we was babies
- Cry like we was lost
- Cry like we don't know when we're going home, AB
- Cry like we don't know when we're going home, baby
- Cry like we just don't know
- Oh, what a game this is
- The very game that makes me live
- Is the very game that makes me die
- The very game that makes me high
- The very game that makes me die
- Oh, what a game this is
- The crying game
- I cried like a Pup
- I cried like a captain
- I cried with AB de Villiers
- I cried with Michael Clarke
- I cried with my heart ripped bare
- I cried for a player I scarcely knew
- His childhood photographs on my bedside table
- And I saw him growing up
- And I saw him going up
- I saw him fall
- I saw us all fall
- I saw that kid from the country
- His farmer ways
- I saw him with Warner
- I saw him on the scoreboard
- Forever not out
- Forever, 63* not out
- I saw Morne long legs run down at the Kotla
- I saw Morne scissor balls back down at third man
- How he made the ball rise on such a passive pitch
- How he made the ball rise on just any pitch
- "How the moon hits your eye
- And the zing bails fly
- That's a Morne"
- I saw Morne as a boy going to school
- The gentle gawky kid that wouldn't hurt a fly
- The gentle gawky kid that wouldn't tell a lie
- Such a good kid, such a straight good kid
- And that kid sits on the banks of Eden Park
- In a pool of tears, in a pool of blood, sweat and years
- Morne Morkel, just sits there and weeps
- All six foot four inches of him just sits there and weeps
- That's a Morne
- "When the moon hits your eye
- Like a big pizza pie, that's amore"
- Oh, what a game this is...
- The very game that makes me live
- Is the very game that makes me die
- The very game that makes me high
- The very game that makes me die
- Oh, what a game this is
- The crying game
- AB was everywhere, every fucking where
- From mid off to mid wicket
- From a midsummer night's dream to a midlife crisis
- AB batted in the 40th, AB bowled in the 40th
- AB aged nine years, he was on to his 40th
- AB says
- I don't know what to do, I am completely at a loss
- AB says
- I don't know, I don't even know when we are going home
- AB says
- I tried my best to catch it, I didn't
- AB says
- As a captain, I'll be there for the guys
- AB says
- But life moves on and the sun will come up tomorrow
- AB says
- AB sobs
- I write to my South African friends
- I ask them the same question
- How are you?
- Antoinette Muller says
- "Oh I'm fine. They did their best."
- Sean Wilson says
- "I'm okay. It's just sport."
- Sean Simpson says
- "I am shattered. Drinking nice wine though."
- Ben Karpinski says
- "Not well mate. Really not well
- But hoping your boys can beat Australia on Thursday. That will help things"
- The very game that makes me live
- Is the very game that makes me die
- The very game that makes me high
- The very game that makes me die
- Oh, what a game this is
- The crying game
- Before AB cried, the skies wept.
It's only after writing this that I discovered that Morne Morkel and I share a birthday. We did not go to the same school, however.
Poor AB de Villiers
GMR on AB de Villiers
ABCD - American Born Confused deVilliers
Out of South Africa
When the media pounded Smith about this decision, Smith with his usual pugnacious attitude, responded, “Listen. I didn’t want Morne to better his personal record of 40. We would lose a genuine number 11 batsman and our selectors – you know how they are – they might get Gibbs back in to play at #11.” When pushed further, Smith revealed, “I didn’t want to upset the delicate clique balance we have in our team. And also, Morne might want a move up the order. As valid as that request may be, considering the kind of form Alviro and Ashwell have been in recently, I was keeping an eye on the upcoming series against India. You know Dhoni is going to spread the field as soon as Morne steps in to bat. This will give us an opportunity to score all the runs we want.”
Jatman learns ABCD
Real IPL Player: Delhi Daredevils vs Royal Challengers Bangalore
i) Jacques Kallis chugs down the track on his follow through and applies brakes just before colliding with AB de Villiers, who had blocked the delivery. Kallis gives him a piece of mind, telling exactly what he thought of him. And to ensure de Villiers has not missed the point, Kallis repeats the sermon after the next delivery. For the uninitiated, the duo is rumoured to play for the same national side;
ii) It’s not for nothing that cricketers are called demi-gods in India. Anil Kumble removes Yogesh Nagar, not exactly Don Bradman reincarnated, and then does a Lord Vishnu. Only the Sudarshan Chakra is missing as Jumbo sketches a circle in the sky.
iii) Two white ladies enter the hospitality suit with bindis on their forehead. Downwards, the sartorial parsimony, so intrinsic of the local culture, however reassures that they have not chucked their own tradition altogether. IPL rings on cultural fusion in South Africa.
iv) Sehwag doesn’t field McGrath the Pigeon. The joke doing the round here is Sehwag wants to stay away from any sort of ‘Kabootarbaazi’.
v) Rahul Dravid’s most shots find the point fielder. We didn’t seek evidence but Jammy decided he had a point to prove.
B the moment of the match
who will captain daredevils...
with jatman out due to injury...the question is who will captain delhi daredevils...
vettori...?
though he started well...but that onslaught from yusuf seems to have scarred him...seems to have lost his touch since...and now struggling to complete his quota of overs...
de villiers...?
i have not seen him captain so can't comment on that but what i know is that he is going great guns and i don't wanna put an extra burden on him...which might hamper his fluency with the bat...delhi needs him more as a bat than a captain...
dilshan...?
after what he did with his sole captaincy stint in a T20 match in srilanka...no way...?
dinesh karthick...?
i think he is best suited for this temporary stint...seems to have found some form with bat...and extra responsibility and lure of competing against dhoni might make him more alert and focused on the job at hand...which delhi needs badly in the middle...as also in the middle overs...the way delhi opening has been so far...
besides...it will be a sight to see dhoni coming to toss with his counterpart...i really don't wanna miss this chance to see them compete against each other...
do you...?
More »







