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The big IPL hangover before the WTC Final

by Gaurav Sethi

 Will it be full circle for coach Rahul Dravid or just another Oval?

Two months of relentless travel, uprooting oneself from a hotel room every other day, packing, unpacking, and in-between that, playing cricket too. Staying switched on while playing that amount of cricket isn't easy, it showed in performances that could often be tardy. None more than in CSK’s fielding on the second night of the final. 

That the IPL takes a toll is putting it mildly. Some players dig themselves into a hole of fame, delusion; while that one knock or spell skyrockets you into overnight stardom, slated as the next big India prospect by caffeinated commentators; the decline can be unforgiving.  

Yet from this bunch of IPL warriors, a select few made it to the World Test Championship Final versus Australia, at The Oval from 7th June, 2023. While the time-difference between India and England is 4.30 hours, the gulf between a Test and a T20 league cannot be quantified. 

This was telling on the first day of practice. Every player barring Cheteshwar Pujara was in his IPL jersey. Pujara appeared in his Sussex gear. While coach, Rahul Dravid did his best impersonation of himself as the ‘Indira Nagar ka gunda’ ad, captain, Rohit Sharma offered an explanation: “You see, after the jersey sponsors have changed, we can’t just do it”. 

Team India’s jersey sponsors had changed from Nike to Adidas. While this baffled Dravid even more, “What does this even mean?”, an ever chirpy Axar Patel weighed in: "Adidas means All Day I Dream About Sport.”

The first practice session was called off prematurely. 

The next session was even worse. All the players appeared in CSK’s yellow jerseys. Apparently, it was a gift from Ravindra Jadeja. Everyone had the number 7 and Dhoni on their back.

At this point, Sachin Tendulkar, who vacations in England during the summers, appeared. After mixing with the players, he proceeded to the café where he started shooting a food video. Tendulkar had become an all-rounder on social media, sharing his posts on Instagram and Facebook, making a clear differential between them, as he did between formats. 

Dravid then roped in Tendulkar for a candid talk. Tendulkar started by compelling the boys to enjoy their cricket. “First of all, you must enjoy your cricket. It doesn’t matter what format you play, you must enjoy it.”

Old habits die hard, and this is where Dravid imitated Tendulkar. The boys couldn’t bring themselves to laugh, only when Tendulkar cracked up did they join in reluctantly. This was followed by questions.

Jadeja went first, “I’m finding it very hard to get out of the winning moment, and shift to Test format.” Tendulkar nodded. He advised him not to fight it and go with the flow. 

The next visitor was Dinesh Karthik, who reminded everyone he was on media duties. In the last few years, it was impossible to tell whether DK was a player or a soothsayer on air. 

Rohit Sharma, who finds DK both irresistible and irritable, pulled DK’s cheeks so hard it hurt. 

Dravid then beckoned Pujara – just like you all are finding it hard to shift from IPL to Test mode, here’s a player, who is faced with a challenge that’s the exact opposite. Pujara offered a weak smile and said that he too had been part of an IPL-winning side with CSK. Though this was true, it zapped most present. 

Dravid asked Ajinkya Rahane if as a freshly minted IPL champion he had any words of advice. Prompt in his reply, “Definitely. This is one such occasion where nobody should take the credit from the captain. Mahi bhai is an inspirational leader. Definitely, in Australia, I was able to implement a lot of learnings in our series win there. For which I would like to thank Mahi Bhai.” 

Virat Kohli led a chant of Mahi! Mahi! 

Recently retired again Rayudu, who was in talks with various leagues and counties, made a surprise entry. In his usual snappy way, Rayudu offered his two cents: “I have never had a problem adapting from IPL to Test cricket.” Everyone was transfixed. Perhaps Rayudu had the answers. Rayudu continued, “I’ve never had any problems adapting because I never played Test cricket.” 

RP Singh, known to once arrive surprisingly for a Test match in England, was in next. He said, matter of fact, “I was on my way back from USA, thought I’d check if I was needed or anything.”

This was lost on everyone except Dravid. RP Singh played his last Test match in August 2011 at The Oval. The current venue for the WTC Final. Before this, Singh had played a Test in April 2008. 

Dhoni was the Test captain then. He had beckoned Singh into the Test side. Dravid was Man of the series. India had lost the series 0-4. The series was soon after the IPL that year. CSK were the champions then. After the Test series, Dravid played his first and only T20 international against England. He made 31 with three 6s. 

It then dawned upon Rahul Dravid, Tests or T20s, perhaps he was the best man to talk about playing in England. He cleared his throat and started to speak. 

(However plausible this may sound, this is a work of fiction)

First published on cricket.com 

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A day in the life of Dhoni

by Gaurav Sethi

Mahi's love for full cream milk is part of urban legend - some say four litres, others say it's no less than five, some days, even six. Still others claim Mahi is all about big shots and he only has either four or six litres - he will never have five because five signifies the ball hitting the helmet and his failing as a wicketkeeper. These days when he's home, he wakes up in the middle of the night when it's milk time for his daughter. "Like her dad, she loves milk, and if it's early morning I help myself to a glass of cold milk too, when she grows up a little I can see the two of us saying cheers with milk... yes, that's something I'm quite looking forward to but I suppose I will have to wait a bit for that," elaborates Dhoni as he often does. "I would also like to take her for a ride on my bike and yes, for once, drinking and driving is not really such a bad thing you see". Way back in 2008, Dhoni even joked with air force officers - "I used to have almost six litres of milk before. Now, I have reduced it to one litre everyday, thanks to the high prices."
Getting out of bed, Dhoni checks his WhatsApp messages - on top is the group "Kings" (refers to his CSK mates). First, a message from Raina: "Good morning MS!!! Good morning all! Hope you have a wonderful day today. Lets CZ da day. Pats on the back n u no where!" Next one from Jadeja: "hI R U UPS IM UPS OK" More messages from Raina and Jadeja. Dhoni quickly scrolls through, doesn't reply. Then a message from Virat: "f*cked up match in banga, u retired at the right time, chief". Dhoni replies: "LOL". There are other messages, joke forwards from RP Singh, some random cuss words from Yograj Singh, a long one on the powers of concentration and Buddhism from Murali Vijay, and one from Yuvi apologising for his dad's messages.
Breakfast: More milk. Porridge, lots of it. Almonds, raisins, fresh fruit juice, pickle with dal, bhat and tarkari. Talks to his dogs throughout. Has a conversation with his daughter, speaks for both of them. Throughout breakfast more messages from Raina and Jadeja. The TV is on, split screen, an action film in one part and the news in another. Dhoni continues to swap between the two.
Raina appears, he's finished working out, showered and ready to join his mate for breakfast, apologises for being late. Dhoni jokes: "I know, you were too busy sending WhatsApp messages." Raina cracks up and raises his hand for a high five, Dhoni doesn't reciprocate so he massages his skip on the back instead. Sakshi is attending to her daughter, Raina asks bhabi, if he can hold the baby so she can have breakfast instead. "Anyways I love to play with kids, you eat na?" RP Singh walks in, claims he was going past. RP asks Raina if he can attend to the baby so he can have his breakfast instead.
Dhoni sets out for his workout. Mostly badminton with Raina, followed by football with RP and a few kids and guards from the neighbourhood. After football, very briefly hits the gym at home, then more football. RP excuses himself, finally only MS and Raina are playing, penalty shots, short tackles, attackers and defenders. Tonnes of Gatorade throughout, protein powder, chicken sandwiches, a picnic.
SMS from Srini, often a joke between Dhoni and Raina is that "Boss" is still stuck in old ways; they refer to it as "Srini Mama Service"! "I have consulted my astrologer. I think you should fly to Bangladesh on Monday after the Test match. NS".
After taking the dogs and his mates for a walk, MS is set for an ad shoot. He has to ride his bike and mouth a few words. The shoot is done in 45 minutes and he's set for another quickie - this time, walking in uniform holding a lubricant for trucks. Dhoni thinks to himself, when did his ads get so boring? Earlier they used his character, now they just want to see him smile and push the brand. He tells Raina that brands don't know how to optimise their brand ambassadors. Raina politely disagrees and talks about his association with a sports brand; Dhoni tells him that they both are enemies when it comes to endorsing sports brands but when they play for India they both wear Nike. This leads to a long discussion on the commercialisation of sports. Raina is honest in his opinions and Dhoni listens intently. There is a deep regard between the two. Raina looks up to Dhoni like a big brother and Dhoni is always watching over him. Another SMS from Srini. A blank, possibly sent by mistake.
Lunch. Dhoni has his favourite dal and tarkari again, chicken curry, rotis, salad, curd. Some gaming after lunch with Raina and then another ad shoot, this time it involves Dhoni training. MS thinks to himself, how imaginative. Anyway it serves him well as it's also time to train. The adwallahs ask him to play the helicopter shot with a full flourish. The ad agency's creative director adds for emphasis, Phul Phlorish PHUL MAHI! After a few copter takes, they allow him to do his thing. It's yet another collage ad of Dhoni's hits.
Protein shake and nuts and one last ad shoot before dinner. This time for a Gurgaon real estate baron; involves a few stills, some solo, some with RP. This takes longer than any of the previous ads as there are costume changes. Dhoni in maroon kurta for the Diwali ad, Dhoni in a white one for the Holi ad, Dhoni in a suit, Dhoni in yellow, Dhoni in blue.
Once they pack up, they join Raina for dinner at home. Jadeja too has arrived as has Dhoni's favourite butter chicken. They sit round the table and talk Hindi movies. There's some leg-pulling of Bollywood actresses and their associations. Sakshi isn't within earshot but Dhoni doesn't comment, he smiles that smile again. And everything appears good with the world.
Then a message from Yograj Singh arrives. It appears he's been drinking again. Raina asks if his nephew can reply.
(However plausible this might sound, this is largely a work of fiction.)

First published here

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Dhoni’s Army.

by Gaurav Sethi




Mahendra Singh Dhoni’s was more than a team, it was an empire. Retirement from Tests is his way of relinquishing far away outposts whose tending was becoming more of an irritant.

In his golden era, he had under his command, the Generals, each an ambassador to these outposts. With their fading, the rules of engagement changed.

How many Waterloos can an Emperor survive?

Far too many if the homeland is secure and the coffers are overflowing. The return of the colonisers, however, changed that in 2013. The homeland was breached. Two more Generals were on the wane.

The desire to make Generals out of trusted lieutenants was deep; Emperor himself was a foot-soldier, one who had risen through the ranks, from quick combats to command his men in the Five Day Wars.

One such lieutenant, Suresh Kumar Raina, lasted 17 Wars (2010-2012). A master in swift-combat and home battles, he failed to score four times in his last four wars. Only to return in 2015, and fail to score yet again.

Recruited for the Australian sidelines, his moment in the sun was a selfie with the partly-retiring Emperor.

Another lieutenant, Ravindrasinh Anirudhsinh Jadeja, lasted 12 Wars (2012-2014). A chieftain at home, and the go-to man for a skirmish, foreign lands exposed his travel weary spirit.

A burgeoning Rajputana moustache and beard couldn't hide the boy within, he claimed to have been bullied in the Isles – but there were no videos from the aisles. Both he and his Emperor were demeaned.

As too in the case of Rudra Pratap Singh, a holidaying lieutenant in far away sands, who was rushed to prove his allegiance – 14 Wars in more than 5 years with well over 3 years between the last 2. Yet he was there.  

Then there was the Talented Lieutenant in waiting, Rohit Gurunath Sharma, after many stop-and-start battles (126, 2007-2014), he fought his first war at home. But once away, he missed home way too much to put up a fight. Stop-and-start wars followed, 9 in over a year, often picked to be discarded. To be picked yet again.

More than a lieutenant but treated no less than a foot-soldier was he, Ravichandran Ashwin – from the Emperor's right hand man at home, he was left out in the cold. 23 Wars (2011-2014) the fastest to 100 skulls for his Lord; he only served in 8 wars overseas.

Was he more than a lieutenant, had he an independent mind? Was he more a general? Or with his skills, even an ambassador, dare I say, a King?

But none of these even came close to the man from the North, Yuvraj Singh. Well before the Emperor's time but a mere 40 wars (2003-2012), won the biggest battles but still not proven in war. There was a lesson in his failures, one that wasn't applied in recruiting fresh lieutenants.

Beyond them there was an insider who was an exception; Murali Vijay lost most of his scattered battles (only 14, 2010-2014) but went on to win some wars, especially the later ones which were far less scattered (30, 2008-2014).  Even though he was no longer a lieutenant, he owed much to the Emperor's persistence with him.

There were others, not yet lieutenants but trusted stable boys, Mohit Mahipal Sharma, Ishwar Chand Pandey – who walked with the Emperor in those midsummer night skirmishes at home. Will they ever fight a war now?

And so the Emperor becomes a mere wallflower for the time being. But not before he suggests that one of his erstwhile foreign generals, Michael Edward Killeen Hussey shepherd the army.

His erstwhile army is now under the command of a new general, Virat Kohli.

The army will fight under two commands.

Under the Emperor will be most of his trusted old lieutenants. As with their leader, they too will return to a combat they yearn for.  

King Kohli will command two quiet men, both without rank – one who shone in last year’s wars, Ajinkya Madhukar Rahane, the other, Cheteshwar Arvind Pujara, the years’ before. Neither are the Emperor’s men. Both prove themselves in a long apprenticeship before they could fight alongside him.

As for the Emperor, a few weeks away before he returns on 18th January to lead his lieutenants again.

He’s won enough battles and lost enough wars to sit back and ask himself at leisure – would he pick Subedar Kannaur Lokesh Rahul and Major Manoj Kumar Tiwary to fight his battles? No? Then why ask all those lieutenants to fight his wars?


Notes:

Skirmishes = IPL/T20
Battles = ODIs, T20I
Wars = Tests
Lieutenants = CSK / Limited Overs’ Players
Generals = SRT, RD, VVS, VS, GG, ZK
Emperor = MSD

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Dhoni, Raina, RP at the Man U vs Arsenal game

by Gaurav Sethi


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Player Profile: RP Singh

by Gaurav Sethi

RP Singh knocked over another man of initials, KP, once at Lord’s and twice at Trent Bridge, with inswingers so big, hawkeye crashed. Nothing RP did subsequently lived up to this, though he did grab six in Perth, wear a coloured cap in the IPL and speak faster than any bowler in the league. RP can bat, and like most of his bowling mates in blue, hopes to make the national squad on the back of his batting as bowling counts for little these days. Once drove many a mile in his captain’s new Hummer.

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Unhappy Holi with MSD and RPS!

by Gaurav Sethi

It’s not uncommon for advertisers to sign up couples – Saif and Bebo, John Abraham and Bips, you and me; and now MSD and RP Singh. For many mornings their mugs assaulted the front page of the Mail Today. But as it was only a realtor, I decided to give them some space. Then today I saw this – notice the shoddy photoshop colour on their faces.

There was a time, MSD’s ads were first rate. Remember the village gel ad? Guess what, I just stumbled upon a page full of MSD ads. Good thing, no Aircel ads. We’ll have enough of that in the IPL.

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MasterBlasterman begins…..

by Rohit

It was a fine summer night in Gothamnagar, an anonymous city ensconced somewhere in the hazy outskirts of Maharashtra. The calm was deceptive, for this was not a city devoid of crime. If anything, it bustled with crooks waiting to make an easy rupee or two. However, standing in their path was the city’s greatest ever superhero, the ‘MasterBlasterman’, a masked vigilante whose mere mention brought criminals to their knees. Although not physically intimidating at five foot four inches with tousled curly hair, he nevertheless carried with him a heavy cricket bat to administer punishment with. People adored and even his critics admitted that he was consistent.

However all was not well with our superhero. For twenty years he’d carried the town’s expectations on his own back, intercepting crime at will and thrashing the thugs without mercy. Now, finally, the age was showing. He even had to start using a lighter bat for it was getting too heavy for him. People, who saw him bash criminals, said he did not look the Blasterman of old. His aggression was waning, others opined.

Finally he had had to take an apprentice, Jatman, a village bumpkin who did not know when to stop swinging his bat and didn’t move his feet enough while at it. He only picked him because many felt they looked similar and now with his sidekick losing hair, even that didn’t hold true. But I digress here. Let’s cut back to the chase.

It was a fine summer night. The city’s most feted superhero was looking at his Bat-Light, which was basically a bat with two neon lights on it, one red and one green.

‘How does that work?’ asked Jatman, much to the Master Blaster’s annoyance. He replied tersely, ‘If it glows red, it means we’re out and we have to go. We wait until then’

‘Why do you call yourself ‘MasterBlasterman’?’ asked the ever inquisitive Jatman. ‘Well, ideally I would have liked to call myself Batman’ he said swishing his bat about, making the ‘Adidas’ logo glimmer in the dark. ‘But that didn’t work out because there was already a superhero of that name.’

‘Aila!!’ exclaimed Jatman, only to be given a hard stare by our superhero.

‘How many times have I told you not to mimic me? Remember that time you stole the paint thinner for my Bat-suit, assuming it to be ‘branded shampoo’? Look where that got you…’

Jatman rubbed his bald pate self consciously with a rueful look on his face.

Suddenly the red light went off on the radar. ‘A crime is taking place somewhere and we must stop it! To the Batmobile!’ exclaimed the superhero. Jatman whipped out his cell phone and started calling his mother.

‘Not that mobile, you dodo! The Batmobile!’ he said pointing to a black coloured Ferrari 360.

‘Ohh, Sorry, Rim to Rim free, what to do?’ explained Jatman apologetically much to our hero’s consternation who muttered some choice Marathi invective under his breath.

Nevertheless, they reached the scene of crime without any further misadventure. As Blaster-man parked the Ferrari next to the kerb, they could make out two shadowy figures in front of the local SBI branch. ‘Hmm, as I suspected. Local criminals. That’s RP and PK robbing the bank!’ explained the Master to Jatman. ‘They’re not half the size of the criminals you see abroad…’ ‘Not half as quick either’ he added as an afterthought. ‘Let’s get them early before they settle!’ announced our hero.

As the duo surreptitiously sneaked up to the robbers, a third conspirator ran up from behind and nicked the Blaster-man’s bat from his hands and promptly started doing a break dance in celebration.

Freesanth!’ exclaimed the Master. ‘When did this guy get back? It was a setup!!’ RP and PK were grinning maliciously as well. ‘No problem’ said Jatman and proceeded to bash the daylights out of the trio, leaving Freesanth in tears.

‘How did you do that?’ asked our superhero. ‘Oh. It was a flat deck and these guys weren’t doing much. Plus a clear sky is always good news’ offered Jatman, spouting gibberish.

‘Not important! You saved the day! The good people of Gothamnagar will probably give you one of those giant garish cheques as a token of appreciation! I have like a hundred of those but love getting them anyway…’ reminisced the superhero.

‘On that note, could we change the costumes next time? These skin tight outfits don’t flatter me’ said Jatman, pointing to his paunch.

But our superhero was busy readying himself for the camera crews. He was rehearsing under his breath, ‘We did well as a team…..’

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The Ins & Outs of India's ODI selection

by Gaurav Sethi

Ins: Sudeep Tyagi, Ravindra Jadeja, Munaf Patel, Virender Sehwag, Yuvraj Singh

Outs: Rahul Dravid, Dinesh Karthik, Yusuf Pathan, RP Singh, Abhishek Nayar

First the outs - Yusuf Pathan (OO7*) who has made first and second ball ducks an art form should be dropped from his family team. I can’t see Irfan bowling to him anymore, where’s the challenge. For Yusuf it’s back to book cricket with the sisters.

If you watched Yusuf’s application in the Challenger final, you’d want him to stop playing cricket in ads too. It was a resplendent second ball duck. He came in at 5 for nothing and by the second ball, he was ready to explode – wanted to hit a six, instead a lofted drive to mid off. Catching practise made sleazy.

I won’t miss Yusuf, but the scorers will - he gave them a lazy time.

Dinesh Karthik (DKNY): He wasted form and good starts, from the Caribbean where a hundred was up for grabs to wherever else injuries to others took him. On closer observation, it appears DKNY was injured too. MSD hurt him. He is that touchy, playing with MS just doesn’t agree with him. Look at him with the Daredevils, you’d think he was India’s first choice batsman keeper. But he’s born for the little leagues till MSD shoots himself in the foot.

RP Singh: To watch him bowl in the last few months has been rough. Both line and length fell apart, evidently he never read McGrath’s book by that name. He was born to play for the Deccan Chargers. India happened by accident. He still talks of that in-swinger that got KP, it’s the only good ball he ever bowled for India.

Abhishek Nayar: Hey, was he in the team? Didn’t see him, but then neither did MS.

Rahul Dravid: Nobody knows how he got in. So how will you know how he got out? Be terribly funny if he scores big and fast for BRC in the next few games. The other day Dravid talked funny in a game taking digs at his own fielding. It was good except he said mate more than Greg Chappell said mate. Not a good sign on national television. The word was out, ‘he is not one of us!’ He was check mated.


*In his fledling ODI career Yusuf now has 7 ODI ducks to his name. Of course, it would be more, but who's counting.

Next the Ins.

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Lost battle, Won war 2

by Gaurav Sethi

For the first part you can go here.

If you watched the finals, then this is not news to you. India’s defence of 319 was non-existent. There wasn’t one brain between the three quicks. They bowled without instinct. They bowled with the hope that the ball will make up its mind.

At least two of the three, RP and Ishant, do not deserve to play. RP is limited in his bowling options, and like Nehra, in purely on IPL form. Ishant’s crying out for a break from international cricket. Any more ODIs or T20s will only mess him up more.

Nehra is in on borrowed time, once Zaheer is back, a few bad games and he’ll be out. Nehra’s fielding maybe no worse than Ishant’s, but he’s not so cool.

Between them, they bowled the first 7 overs, and 19 in all. Had they bowled their full quota of 30 (11 more), Lanka would’ve won.

So that's three boys picked purely as bowlers. Not bowling all-rounders like an erratic Irfan or a luckless Praveen Kumar, but bowlers – they cannot field, cannot convert run-outs. Their body language lacks body. Why do they play

When it appeared Lanka could win the game by the 20th over, MSD brought Bhajji on in the 8th.

The quicks returned, leaked runs, and it was only much later, when India's 7th bowler, Raina (8-0-26-1) came on that the game shifted balance.

India may not be this lucky in the Champions Trophy.

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Paging Praveen Kumar

by Gaurav Sethi

PK is a thinking medium-pacer; that in itself is a crime. To his credit, he is a rough boy, the kind that ZZ TOP immortalise in their songs.

Two back to back man-of-the-matches in Australia weren’t enough – the Indians wanted him to win the 2007 World Cup, didn’t matter if he played in it or not.

PK swings the new ball, bowls the length, just doesn’t have the right length of hair. He also has the presence of mind to alter his length – he has in his repertoire, the bouncer. When bowled, it targets the eyeballs, not the balls. He can also bowl yorkers at the death.

In the 2 ODIs in Lanka, RP Singh was selected ahead of PK – RP has 63 wickets in 55 games @33, economy 5.38. PK has 30 wickets in 24 games @31, economy 4.97.

Both are in their early 20s, both from U.P., both it appears, are on MSD’s radar. Both can slog, just PK opened the batting in the recent Corporate Trophy ahead of Gambhir – he has seven first class 50s, RP has none.

Pick PK for the finals. He may not have the pace, but then neither did Mathews.


Earlier at Bored: From Pathan to Praveen, the Indian allrounder

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B the moment of the match

by RajaB

Bangalore playing Deccan

Such an important match it was touted to be. Many people wrote many things about what these two teams should do to qualify. And most importantly keep Punjab at bay.

But then as luck would have it, Mangal Pande... err.. Manish Pande scored an amazing century and the so called test team, reached a (what seems like winning) 170. This not withstanding a scrum half-like fielding performance by Deccan's Gibbs assisted by Symonds.

All that said, my moment of the match would be that second when Kumbles called Virat Kohli to bowl.

Having seen Mr Kohli's record just when he had hit RP all over the park in over no 20, I was amazed he was called in to bowl.

Is it arrogance ?

Or wisdom ?

So far it looks like wisdom, but who knows...

In T20 I am told the wisemen speak after 40 overs and 15 minutes

Have they won yet??

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Q Moment of IPL Match #55

by Q

RP Singh to Manish Pandey.

Straight powerful hit down the ground.

Four!

NO!, who's that?

Its a bird, its a plane, its superman, no its Herchelle Gibbs!

Gibbs diving across, stopping the ball, and passing it to Symonds who throws it back to the bowler.

That was not the moment.

RP Singh's expression at the fielding hustle was!

What a beauty.

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Diamond Balls

by Q


With something like this existing in the world, I'm pleasantly surprised that it is not a part of the IPL.


A purple cap and not a diamond studded ball - what were you thinking Lalit Modi?

They probably used up all the diamonds and gold they had in that IPL trophy not leaving any room for something like this.

I doubt that. I think Lalit Modi just doesn't know about this.

If he did, Sohail Tanvir would have been a rich man today.

And RP Singh in the race to be.

What about a diamond bat?

They've been beaten to the ball, but maybe Lalit Modi and the IPL could be the first ones to manufacture such a bat!

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Q Moment of IPL Match #32

by Q

RP Singh to Sachin - what a delivery!

RP celebrating his call up to India's 20-20 squad?

Whatever it was, it was a brute and it got the best player in the world.

Middle Stump down!

Beauty!

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B the moment of the match

by RajaB

Deccan Playing Raj Royals


6 balls 2 runs, Fidel Edwards the bowler

2 dot balls, now 4 balls 2 runs and a bouncer

Thought Fidel was lucky to have gotten away with that not being a wide, but no he wasn't

Made a hash of an easy runout chance at the bowlers end

And 1 now in 3 balls

Talent is one thing, but you gotta be lucky to win T20s, I finished mouthing this prophecy of mine, when Raj Royals took off for that winning single

This time it was RP Singh who missed the stumps to let Rajasthan win the match

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2 Sixes = 4 Wickets

by achettup

So Rohit Sharma won the "DLF MAXIMUM sixes" for hitting an unfathomable 2, yes thats double 1, sixes. The prize was a check for Rs 1,00,000... or 1 lakh... or $2000... or Rs 50,000 per six... or half a lakh... or $1000 per six

RP Singh was " Man of The Match" for taking 4 wickets... just a quick reminder that Fidel edwards had figures of 4-1-6-0. The prize was a check for Rs 1,00,000... or 1 lakh... or $2000... or Rs 25,000 per wicket... or a quarter of a lakh... or $500.

Wickets are cheap in T20s, but surely not that cheap... or sixes are expensive... but two of them? What if everyone just hits one, is the six that went the furthest? What if... ah duck it, who cares... its not as if we're talking about anything other than the sponsors getting an extra mention.

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No.

by Gaurav Sethi

If RP and Ishant open the bowling they will be India’s No Ball bowlers.

Ishant today resembled a guy who wanted a shoeshine at the crease – not once, not twice, but a no. of times. RP too has the ability to extend himself. Both prefer the casual approach, be it their trousers or bowling, the crease is a big no-no!

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The curse of RP Singh

by Gaurav Sethi

by Naked Cricket

RP bowled three no-balls at Indore. He probably bowled many more in the nets. Nobody knows, not even Venki’s chicken.

Once in Kanpur, the team went visiting to RP’s home. Possibly to tell his family their boy won’t play in the home ODI. Luckily nobody missed RP. In came IS – Ishant Sharma. He bowled two more no-balls than RP. That is one too many, actually it’s five. Think twice MSD, next time you say gimme five to Ishant. High fives aside, isn’t bowling so many no balls a new low in India’s ODI cricket?

You can ask Venki, but he’ll chicken out.

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